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Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said. And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?! Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest. Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done. 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6 PACK RACK Christmas Card Bundle
Adios Bitchachos!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Ah Marriage…
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Believe in your fucking self
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Best Bitches
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Best Stepdad
Birthday bitch
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Bitch, be fabulous!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Bitch, Please…
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Bitch, you’re my soulmate
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Bitches get stitches
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Catch Ya Cunt
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Cheers for being a fucking legend
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Cheers for being a fucking legend, dad
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Cheers for being a fucking legend, mum!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Congrats – New Baby!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Congratufuckinglations
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Custom Text Card – Make your own Kunty Kard!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Daddy
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Dardy
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Deck the fucking halls yourself
THE KARD
Definitely Punching
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Dilf
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Diseased Whore
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Do fun shit
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Don’t be fucking boring
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Don’t tell me what to do…
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Engaged AF
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Falalalala
THE KARD
Festive AF
THE KARD
Festivus
THE KARD
Fresh as fuck
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Fuck
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Fuck Cancer
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Grey – Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
Wild rose – ISO 14001, FSC certified, luxe 300gsm, wild rose card stock. Responsibly sourced virgin pulp with a high rigidity.
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A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Fuck him / Fuck her
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Fuck off
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Fuck This
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Fuck what they think
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Fuck Yeah You Did!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Fucking love that for you
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Happy birthday
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Happy birthday you glorious bastard
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Happy birthday you magnificent cunt
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Here’s your birthday card
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Here’s your Christmas Card, Bitch
Ho ho ho
THE KARD
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A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Hot AF
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).I find your lack of nudity disturbing
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).I fucking love you
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).I got it from my Mama!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).I love fucking you
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).I’m gay motherfucker
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Jingle Balls – Hunter Green
THE KARD
Jingle Balls – Red
THE KARD
Jingle Ballsack
THE KARD
Just fucking propose already
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Keep fucking going, Legend!
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Keep the change ya filthy animal – Red
THE KARD
Keep the change ya filthy animal – Teal
THE KARD
Keep the chicken nuggies rollin’ bitch
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Legendary – April
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Legendary – December
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Legendary – February
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Legendary – January
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Legendary – March
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Legendary – October
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Legendary Cunt
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
January | February | February $1.95 | March | May | October | DecemberLet them
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Let’s Fuck
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Let’s get fucked up!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Love being your favourite child
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Love like people aren’t total assholes
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Lovely
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Lubly
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Majestical AF
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Manifest that shit!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Merry Fucking Christmas
Merry fucking whatever
THE KARD
Milf
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).No boyfriend? No girlfriend? No problem!!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Old as fuck
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Own your awesome & stay humble AF
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Resting Grinch Face
THE KARD
Rise above your fuckheadedness
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Santa thinks that you’re a cunt
THE KARD
Seconds – Legendary February
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Shit yeah!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Sick cunt / Sickest Cunt
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Silence is golden duct tape is silver
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Slay
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Sleigh
THE KARD
Sorry about my dickhead sibling
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Still that bitch
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Straya
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Super Freak
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Thank you for being a bitch
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Thanks for keeping me alive and shit
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Thanks, I hate it
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).The best Easter card ever
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).The Good, The Mad and The Grumpy
The Queen of fucking everything
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).This card matches your hair colour
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).This Kandle Smells Like A K*nty Kristmas Soy Wax Mini
Thundercunt
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).To the Jolliest bunch of assholes
THE KARD
Too old for this shit
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Weird AF
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).What kind of fuckery is this?
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).What the actual fuck?
Buy me for: Your bestie, the dude next to you at the cinema, or your cousin who always insists on that stupid fucking Christmas performance that no one gives a fuck about.
Do not buy me for: Your kids or your sister’s new boyfriend.
Pairs well with: A fly swat, a smack across the face, a fuckload of kunfetti. Like double.
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).WTF is a turtledove?
Yippee Ki Yay
THE KARD
You are magic
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).You fucking legend
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).You guys are fucking special!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).You old fuck
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).You so fucking have this!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).You’re a fucking babe
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).You’re fucking lovely
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).You’re getting old mf
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).You’re pretty fucking awesome, Keep that shit up!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).You’re the fucking best!
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Zodiac AF
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Aries | Taurus | Virgo | Sagittarius | Capricorn | PiscesZodiac AF – Capricorn
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Zodiac AF – Pisces
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Zodiac AF – Sagittarius
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).Zodiac AF – Taurus
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
