FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
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ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to ZONTA HOUSE. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.
Zonta House Refuge Association is a specialist service in Perth WA, that provides safety, essential relief and support to women who have experienced or are at risk of experiencing family and domestic violence (FDV). Our focus is to deliver high quality, innovative services to prevent and reduce family and domestic violence, providing intervention opportunities and support services to assist in the recovery of women and children who have experienced FDV. For more information head to zontahouse.org.au.
All donations over $2 are tax-deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
$13.95
In stock
You’re gonna get a lot of questions about this legendary card (and we know how fucking annoying this can be) so we’ve put our deets on the back of the card. If peeps miss it, it really is their loss.
Also, this card may cause fits of laughter or you might get your ass kicked. Whatever happens, you are purchasing this card at your own risk, understanding that it may offend. If this is the case, we suggest you find new friends. Once this card has been dispatched, everything is out of our control and we are not responsible for the reaction you may get. Unless you get laid, then hurrah!
POSTAGE
We send all of our cards via the Australia Post network and pretty much adhere to their rules and regs. More information, along with general delivery timeframes can be found on our Shipping Information page, but the short of it is:
- All shipping costs quoted on this website are as per Australia Post. We’re not greedy fuckers and do not profit on this and this amount is what is paid to Australia Post.
- The free standard postage included with our cards is UNTRACKED and can take 5-10 business days for the cards to be delivered within Australia.
- Coronavirus is really fucking with people’s shit, especially internationally so this may affect the delivery schedule. The latest service updates from Australia Post can be found here: https://auspost.com.au/service-updates
- Once we have dispatched the items, all delivery things are out of our control and we rely on the good folk at Australia Post to do their thing.
- We are not responsible for correctly delivering items to addresses incorrectly supplied by you. We also don’t refund this either. Please check you have given us the right address.
REFUNDS + RETURNS
We do not refund or replace items if you have simply changed your mind. However, if your card arrives in a not so great condition or has not arrived within 30 days from the date of purchase, please contact us at [email protected] within seven (7) days of receiving it so that we can investigate and sort this out for you.
More information on this can be found on our Store Policy page.
YOUR PRIVACY
We’re discreet AF and value your privacy. All of our payments are processed via Paypal or Stripe on their platforms and no payment information actually hits our website (and none whatsoever is saved by us). If you have saved credit card information popping up, it is because you have given Paypal or Stripe permission to do this somewhere along the way. More information on this can be found on our Privacy Policy and Store Policy pages.
The card is an extremely high-quality premium paper containing over 40% PCW recycled pulp and over 10% Bagasse pulp (from sugarcane). Made in Japan. Sourced locally through the good folk over at Peterkin Paper in Perth WA.
The envelope supplied for standard cards is a premium Boston white, iFlap, 120GSM paper. Kustom Kunty Kards envelopes are black/ebony. Both are made in Perth, Western Australia.
All elements in the card and packaging are recycled or recyclable. If you don’t want to keep the card as a memento, don’t be a trashy bitch and recycle it, please.
Cards are printed on demand by myself on an OKI LED technology printer. That thing is heavy as fuck, but the print quality is superb!
Don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and the wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
| Weight | 0.1 kg |
|---|---|
| Order processing time | Please allow 1-2 business days plus postage time |
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