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CARDS JUST TO SAY - DO FUN SHIT - GREETING CARD KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Do fun shit

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Do fun shit. Always.

Card:

A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Happy birthday

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Nothing says I love you more than a rude birthday card that says it like it is. We’ve got one for the dickhead, fuckface, shithead, asshole, cuntface, or what have you in your life, but if we don’t have it, hit me up and we can make it happen. Or you can make your own! Lol.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
HERE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD BITCH - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Here’s your birthday card

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Here you go dickhead. Happy birthday. The quintessential birthday card for those that don’t want to give it much effort at all.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Manifest that shit greeting card - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Manifest that shit!

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Kustom made for Dani, my epic freelancer friend, I loved this so much, she let me add it to the roster.

Manifest that shit. This card is for the baddest of them all. They know how to put it down and keep it real. They’re independent, strong-willed, confident and resilient. They don’t take any crap – but they also have a soft side (most of the time).

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Shit yeah greeting card - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Shit yeah!

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Shit yeah. Titillate your friends and ignite conversations with a bold “yay”!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
Grey card with black ink printed in script font on the front that says "Thanks for keeping me alive and shit" made in Perth WA by Kunty Kards

Thanks for keeping me alive and shit

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Thanks for keeping me alive and shit – perfect for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day or that one person that always drops what they are doing to make sure yo ass stays alive. Thank fuck for these legends.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT BIRTHDAY CARD - Perth WA

Too old for this shit

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Yep, I definitely feel this card most days. You’re too old for this shit – the perfect card for the mid-life crisis guy/gal that hasn’t quite gotten the memo.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
YOU ARE MAGIC, OWN THAT SHIT GREETING CARD, PERTH WA

You are magic

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Shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes legend. You are magic. Now, go own that shit.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
Grey card with black ink printed in script font on the front that says "You're pretty fucking awesome, keep that shit up" made in Perth WA by Kunty Kards

You’re pretty fucking awesome, Keep that shit up!

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A fucking awesome greeting card for when you need someone to their the fucking ducks nuts!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95

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