SHIT GREETING CARDS | Kunty Kards, Perth WA

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HERE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD BITCH - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Here’s your birthday card

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Here you go dickhead. Happy birthday. The quintessential birthday card for those that don’t want to give it much effort at all.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT BIRTHDAY CARD - Perth WA

Too old for this shit

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Yep, I definitely feel this card most days. You’re too old for this shit – the perfect card for the mid-life crisis guy/gal that hasn’t quite gotten the memo.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
YOU ARE MAGIC, OWN THAT SHIT GREETING CARD, PERTH WA

You are magic

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes legend. You are magic. Now, go own that shit.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Happy birthday

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Happy birthday dickhead, fuckface, shithead, asshole, cuntface, what have you. Tell someone you fucking love them with a Kunty Kard.

The rude happy birthday card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.

$11.95
You're fucking awesome greeting card | Sassy gift ideas Perth WA

Awesome

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

When you just know someone’s the fucking ducks nuts.

The Awesome greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look just fucking awesome. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
Thanks for keeping me alive and shit Mother's/Father's Day Card | Perth WA

Alive

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Perfect for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day or that one person that always drops what they are doing to make sure yo ass stays alive. Thank fuck for these legends.

The Thanks for Keeping me Alive Mother’s Day Card greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to your saviour friend’s mobile phone. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95