Funny + rude farewell cards | Kunty Kards, Perth WA

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Rise above your fuckheadedness greeting card - Perth WA

Rise above your fuckheadedness

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Rise above your fuckheadedness. You fucking got this mate. Good luck. God speed. Don’t be a dick.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Love like people aren't total assholes break up card - Perth WA

Love like people aren’t total assholes

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It fucking sucks when you break up, but don’t give up just yet. Love like people aren’t total assholes. There are a lot of fucking legends out there!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Own your awesome & stay humble AF goodluck greeting card

Own your awesome & stay humble AF

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To anyone taking off on any new adventure in life, remember these two things – own your awesome and stay humble AF. The world doesn’t owe you a thing!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves greeting card - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves!

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Perfect for congratulations, graduations and just for making it through the day – the dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves greeting card was made for the free spirits and young at heart!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
FUCK NO GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Fuck no

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If it’s not a fuck yes, it’s a… Mix things up a bit and say no with our “Fuck No” greeting card. Spicy!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
FUCK CANCER GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Fuck Cancer

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Because fuck cancer. A mad shout out to anyone that is or has moved through it. You’re a fucking legend.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Grey – Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
Wild rose – ISO 14001, FSC certified, luxe 300gsm, wild rose card stock. Responsibly sourced virgin pulp with a high rigidity.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
YOU ARE MAGIC, OWN THAT SHIT GREETING CARD, PERTH WA

You are magic

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Shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes legend. You are magic. Now, go own that shit.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Catch ya cunt greeting card, Perth WA

Catch Ya

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Catch ya cunt. Australia’s way of saying, “Love you, bye.”

Catch ya cunties. Yep, you guessed it, there’s more than one person.

Oi cunt, these cards are professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card. Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look absolutely fucking fabulous next to that fucking crown. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

We don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
CUSTOM TEXT CARD LANDSCAPE - KUNTY KARDS. PERTH WA

Make your own K*nty Kard

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Make my day and make your own Kunty Kard. Fuck yeah!

Enter the text for card/s below and I will make this shit happen. And yep – I got you matey, I will send a copy of the card design over to you before I print to make sure it’s right.

Landscape and portrait options available.

Some Card info

This card will be professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card. Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look absolutely fucking fabulous pretty much anywhere. The card will be left blank inside for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around, each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail. We’ll leave the bending up to you.

Want us to send this card for you? Just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets. We’ll make that shit happen too! We’re fucking magicians!

$11.95
Shine so bright greeting card | Kunty Kards Perth WA

Shine

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Fuck the haters and shine like a motherfucker.

The Shine so bright greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing whilst it fends off the shade. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
Greeting card that says "What kind of fuckery is this?" | Elegant and rude cards - Perth WA

What kind of f*ckery is this?

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Umm… wot??

The what kind of fuckery is this greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic just about anywhere. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
Greeting card that says "what the actual fuck" in beautiful calligraphy font | Perth WA

What the actual fuck?

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Srsly, WTAF man?

Buy me when: Life kicks someone square in the nuts or the guy sitting next to you in the cinemas won’t stop texting.
Buy me for: Your bestie, the dude next to you at the cinema, or your cousin who always insists on that stupid fucking Christmas performance that no one gives a fuck about.
Do not buy me for: Your kids or your sister’s new boyfriend.
Pairs well with: A fly swat, a smack across the face, a fuckload of kunfetti. Like double.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

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$11.95