Kards You'll Swear By. Beautifully inappropriate greeting cards, Perth WA
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Welcome. We love your kunty style.

Kunty Kards are beautifully inappropriate greeting cards made for life, love and other catastrophes. Be it your typical weddings, births and birthday events. Hens parties or hip replacements. It could be your colleague’s retirement, your Aunty’s 60th or celebrating your best friends’ divorce.

We make cards for all occasions, without judgement and we can even make you a Kustom Kard too, you just have to tell us the story behind it.

AUSTRALIA POST

CHRISTMAS POSTAGE DATES

All orders received by 10 am (Perth time, AWST +8) on the dates below will arrive before Christmas Day.

Postage within Australia – to any Aussie address (including PO Boxes):
FREE standard post (untracked) – Thursday 14 December

Express Post – Wednesday 20 December

International postage – TBA

GIVING BACK

Our mission is to give back to those who fucking need it. 

174DONATED TO FOODBANK
125DONATED TO MOVEMBER
690donated to NBCF
231donated to The Smith Family
93DONATED TO ZONTA HOUSE

WHY US?

The real question here is ‘why the fuck not?’. A Kunty Kard is our way of letting you send an unforgettable expression of the feels that are so good you could send the greeting kard blank if you wanted to.

Ah Marriage - A funny congratulations wedding card, Perth WA

Ah Marriage…

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

Ah, marriage… sometimes soulmates…. sometimes cellmates. The perfect mix of funny and offensive for anyone on their wedding day.

The second half of this message is printed in a script font on the inside of the card.

Card:

A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
925 Sterling silver "Bitch" necklace in Gold & Silver written in an Old English / Punk Style Font - Jewellery with swear words on it, Perth WA

Bitch Necklace

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

Featuring an “Old English”/punk style font, the Bitch Necklace is for the girl that holds her own, who’s not afraid to speak her mind and ask for what she wants. It’s a bold word on a delicate chain for all of you who were taught to stay ladylike.

This necklace is a little bit sassy, a little bit rude and a whole lot of boldness. The perfect addition to any outfit that needs that unmistakable spark of attitude.

This item includes free Express Post shipping within Australia (PO boxes included)

Clasp: Spring ring
Chain style: 1mm cable chain
Chain length: 40cm + 5cm extender (16″+2″)
Material stamp: 925 Sterling Silver
Word size: 37mm L x 15mm H

This necklace is currently only stocked in silver and gold at this chain length. Please get in touch if you are after this necklace in Rose Gold or in another chain length.

$85.00
Cursive "Fuck" ring featuring Zircon's cast in 925 sterling silver - silver & gold plated - Jewellery with swear words on it, Perth WA

Cursive Fuck Ring

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

As a rule of thumb, we don’t really like to do things by the book. We like to celebrate our differences and any number of awesome things that make us who we are. So why conform?

Paved with sparkling zircons cast in 925 sterling silver, the Cursive Fuck Ring features the word “fuck” in art deco style lettering, is a delicate, yet loud, statement piece, that will do all of the talking for you.

Includes a drawer-style ring box, polishing cloth and free Express Post to any address within Australia (including PO Boxes).

Band width: 1mm
Word size: 25mm L x 12mm H
Material stamp: 925 sterling silver (approx 1.7g)
Gemstone: Colourless zircon
Gemstone setting/style: Paved

$45.00
The Dump Him Ring - gold heart shaped signet ring featuring the words "DUMP HIM" engraved in all caps in a sans serif font - Sweary Jewellery, Perth WA

Dump Him Ring

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

This heart-shaped ring has our favourite sentiment engraved in all caps: “DUMP HIM.”

Whether you need to remind yourself, or you need to let your bestie know that they are just way too good for him, the Dump Him Ring, is a cheeky take on a gold signet ring – a great addition to any woman’s accessory collection.

Includes a drawer-style ring box and polishing cloth.

Band width: 2.5mm
Word size: 10mm x 8mm
Material stamp: Plated Stainless steel

$33.00
925 Sterling silver "Fuck" necklace in Gold & Silver written in an Old English / Punk Style Font - Jewellery with swear words on it, Perth WA

Fuck Necklace

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

Featuring an “old English-style” font, we can’t even tell you how much we love the Fuck necklace. We don’t know if we should wear it or just keep it in our handbag and whip it out every now and then to give people that “Huh, what?!” look.

Let the world know exactly what you think with this bold, irreverent, cheeky and unapologetically authentic necklace. The perfect addition to any outfit that needs that unmistakable spark of attitude.

Includes a drawer-style jewellery box, polishing cloth and free Express Post shipping within Australia (PO boxes included)

Clasp: Spring ring
Chain style: 1mm cable chain
Chain length: 40cm + 5cm extender (16″+2″)
Material stamp: 925 Sterling Silver
Word size: 37mm L x 15mm H

This necklace is currently only stocked in silver and gold at this chain length. Please get in touch if you are after this necklace in Rose Gold or in another chain length.

$85.00
PEARLS + FIGARO CHAIN BITCH NECKLACE - ROSE GOLD, Sweary Jewellery Perth WA

Rose Gold & Pearl Bitch Necklace

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

Sometimes a girl needs a reminder that being awesome is the new being nice. The rose gold + pearl Bitch necklace is also a fun way to bestow upon yourself or gift to a friend or sister in need of some encouragement (or just because they deserve it).

Be a queen, be powerful, be a leader. Let your inner bitch shine through.

This item includes free Express Post shipping within Australia (PO boxes included)

Clasp: Lobster claw
Chain style: 2mm figaro chain
Chain length: 40cm + 5cm extender (16″+2″)
Material: Stainless steel
Word size: 25mm L x 12mm H

This necklace is currently only stocked in rose gold at this chain length. Please get in touch if you are after this necklace in gold, silver or after another chain length.

$59.00
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