Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves!
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Perfect for congratulations, graduations and just for making it through the day – the dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves greeting card was made for the free spirits and young at heart!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Get on the beers
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Beers are what’s important here.
The “Get on the Beers” greeting card was first requested as a Kustom Kunty Kard by Amy S, and we have nabbed this card for the shop.
Inspired by Mashd + Kutcher.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Make your own K*nty Kard
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Make my day and make your own Kunty Kard. Fuck yeah!
Enter the text for card/s below and I will make this shit happen. And yep – I got you matey, I will send a copy of the card design over to you before I print to make sure it’s right.
Landscape and portrait options available.
Some Card info
This card will be professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card. Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look absolutely fucking fabulous pretty much anywhere. The card will be left blank inside for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around, each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail. We’ll leave the bending up to you.
Want us to send this card for you? Just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets. We’ll make that shit happen too! We’re fucking magicians!
Shine
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Fuck the haters and shine like a motherfucker.
The Shine so bright greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing whilst it fends off the shade. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Congrats
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Just a good ol’ fashioned congrats!
This congratulation greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to all those “other” cards. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Finally
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Well, fuck, that took forever now didn’t it?!
The Finally congratulations greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to all those “other” cards. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Special
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Cos special people need a special greeting card.
The Special greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to all those “other” cards. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Punching
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Keep them guessing, or get punched yourself, huzzah! Perfect for weddings, engagements, anniversaries and those “you’re outta ya depth” moments.
The Punching greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to all those “other” cards. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.