THE GOOD, THE MAD + THE GRUMPY | Cunt greeting card, Perth WA
The Good, The Mad and The Grumpy


For the good cunts, the mad cunts and those grumpy fuckers. These cunts are a bit of alright.

The cunt greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.


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You’re gonna get a lot of questions about this legendary card (and we know how fucking annoying this can be) so we’ve put our deets on the back of the card. If peeps miss it, it really is their loss.

Also, this card may cause fits of laughter or you might get your ass kicked. Whatever happens, you are purchasing this card at your own risk, understanding that it may offend. If this is the case, we suggest you find new friends. Once this card has been dispatched, everything is out of our control and we are not responsible for the reaction you may get. Unless you get laid, then hurrah!


We send all of our cards via the Australia Post network and pretty much adhere to their rules and regs. More information, along with general delivery timeframes can be found on our Shipping Information page, but the short of it is:

  • All shipping costs quoted on this website are as per Australia Post. We’re not greedy fuckers and do not profit on this and this amount is what is paid to Australia Post.
  • The free standard postage included with our cards is UNTRACKED and can take 5-10 business days for the cards to be delivered within Australia.
  • Coronavirus is really fucking with people’s shit, especially internationally so this may affect the delivery schedule. The latest service updates from Australia Post can be found here:
  • Once we have dispatched the items, all delivery things are out of our control and we rely on the good folk at Australia Post to do their thing.
  • We are not responsible for correctly delivering items to addresses incorrectly supplied by you. We also don’t refund this either. Please check you have given us the right address.



We do not refund or replace items if you have simply changed your mind. However, if your card arrives in a not so great condition or has not arrived within 30 days from the date of purchase, please contact us at [email protected] within seven (7) days of receiving it so that we can investigate and sort this out for you.

More information on this can be found on our Store Policy page.


We’re discreet AF and value your privacy. All of our payments are processed via Paypal or Stripe on their platforms and no payment information actually hits our website (and none whatsoever is saved by us). If you have saved credit card information popping up, it is because you have given Paypal or Stripe permission to do this somewhere along the way. More information on this can be found on our Privacy Policy and Store Policy pages.

Weight 0.1 kg
Printed card info

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm
Card stock – 40% recycled + 308gsm
Card colour – Misty Grey
Ink colour – Black

Order processing time

Please allow 2-3 business days plus postage time



Bundle and save baby!

Save when you buy 2 or more cards or kandles. The more you buy, the more you save! 
i. If cart item quantity range is between 2-4, get 5% discount.
ii. If cart item quantity range is between 5-7, get 10% discount.
iii. If cart item quantity range is 8+, get 20% discount.
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