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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Happy birthday

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

Nothing says I love you more than a rude birthday card that says it like it is. We’ve got one for the dickhead, fuckface, shithead, asshole, cuntface, or what have you in your life, but if we don’t have it, hit me up and we can make it happen. Or you can make your own! Lol.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Love like people aren't total assholes break up card - Perth WA

Love like people aren’t total assholes

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

It fucking sucks when you break up, but don’t give up just yet. Love like people aren’t total assholes. There are a lot of fucking legends out there!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
JOLLIEST BUNCH OF ASSHOLES. A Kunty Kristmas Kard. Perth WA.
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To the Jolliest bunch of assholes

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. 💌

Hahaha fucking Charlie Griswold….

$1 from the sale of this card will be donated to Foodbank.

THE KARD

As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm rouge red coloured cardstock.

Included:

  • 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
  • 1 x Premium White 120gsm Envelope
  • Special edition Kunfetti mix
  • Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)

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Original price was: $13.95.Current price is: $8.95.

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i. If cart item quantity range is between 2-4, get 5% discount.
ii. If cart item quantity range is between 5-7, get 10% discount.
iii. If cart item quantity range is 8+, get 20% discount.
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