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Love like people aren't total assholes break up card - Perth WA

Love like people aren’t total assholes

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

It fucking sucks when you break up, but don’t give up just yet. Love like people aren’t total assholes. There are a lot of fucking legends out there!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
JOLLIEST BUNCH OF ASSHOLES. A Kunty Kristmas Kard. Perth WA.

Jolliest bunch of assholes

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. 💌

Hahaha fucking Charlie Griswold….

$1 from every card is donated to an Australian charity. This year Kunty Kristmas has chosen to support Foodbank, Movember, The Smith Family and Zonta House. You can choose where this donation goes below.

THE KARD

As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold coloured cardstock.

Included:

  • 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
  • 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
  • Special edition Kunfetti mix
  • Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)

If you are purchasing 6 or more Kunty Kristmas Kards enter discount code KUNTYK to sweeten the deal. 

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$13.95
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Happy birthday

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Happy birthday dickhead, fuckface, shithead, asshole, cuntface, what have you. Tell someone you fucking love them with a Kunty Kard.

The rude happy birthday card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.

$11.95