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HERE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD BITCH - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Here’s your birthday card

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Here you go dickhead. Happy birthday. The quintessential birthday card for those that don’t want to give it much effort at all.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
I'M GAY MOTHERFUCKER COMING OUT CARD, KUNTY KARDS PERTH WA

I’m gay motherfucker

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Need to set something straight? Fuck them, ‘I’m gay motherfucker’ is a shout for the people in the back. Be you and be fucking proud. We love you as you are.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKER. Kunty Donation Kard. A Kunty Kristmas. Perth WA
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Yippee Ki Yay

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In the immortal words of Bruce Willis. YIPPEE KI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKER. 💌

ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to FOODBANK. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.

Foodbank is Australia’s largest food relief organisation, operating on a scale that makes it crucial to the work of the front-line charities that are feeding vulnerable Australians. Foodbank provides more than 70% of the food rescued for food relief organisations nationwide. For more information head to www.foodbank.org.au.

All donations over $2 are tax deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.

THE KARD

As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm sea green-coloured cardstock.

Included:

  • 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
  • 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
  • Special edition Kunfetti mix
  • Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)

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Original price was: $13.95.Current price is: $8.95.
Grey card with black ink printed in script font on the front that says "You're getting old motherfucker" made in Perth WA by Kunty Kards

You’re getting old mf

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You’re getting old motherfucker is a cult classic and also the very reason we exist – this is the card that started it all. There’s only one way to read this card, and that’s in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice. Go on, I dare you. I double dare you.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95

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