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HERE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD BITCH - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Here’s your birthday card

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Here you go dickhead. Happy birthday. The quintessential birthday card for those that don’t want to give it much effort at all.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHERFUCKER. Kunty Donation Kard. A Kunty Kristmas. Perth WA

Yippee Ki Yay

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In the immortal words of Bruce Willis. YIPPEE KI YAY, MOTHERFUCKER. 💌

ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to FOODBANK. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.

Foodbank is Australia’s largest food relief organisation, operating on a scale that makes it crucial to the work of the front line charities who are feeding vulnerable Australians. Foodbank provides more than 70% of the food rescued for food relief organisations nationwide. For more information head to www.foodbank.org.au.

All donations over $2 are tax-deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.

THE KARD

As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold coloured cardstock.

Included:

  • 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
  • 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
  • Special edition Kunfetti mix
  • Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)

If you are purchasing 6 or more Kunty Kristmas Kards enter discount code KUNTYK to sweeten the deal. 

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$13.95
GAY - The best LGQTBI coming out card Perth WA - Kunty Kards

Gay

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Need to set something straight?

Our fabulous coming out cards are professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card. Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look absolutely fucking fabulous next to that fucking crown. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
You're getting old motherfucker birthday card | Perth WA

Getting old

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There’s only one way to read this card, and that’s in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice. Go on, I dare you. I double dare you.

This greeting card just to say is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any bad situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.

see also – JULES WINNFIELD BIRTHDAY CARD

$11.95