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Happy birthday you glorious bastard | Rude Birthday

Glorious

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Super swirly calligraphy and glorius AF. A birthday card for the most glorious of fuckers.

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and just looks fucking gloriousssss. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
Happy Birthday you Magnificent Cunt | Sweary Birthday Cards Perth WA

Magnificent

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

An elegant AF birthday card for the most magnificent of cunty bastards in your life.

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and just looks fucking magnificent. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95