GREETING KARDS SO GOOD, YOU CAN SEND THEM BLANK
Welcome. We love your kunty style.
Kunty Kards are beautifully inappropriate greeting cards made for life, love and other catastrophes. Be it your typical weddings, births and birthday events. Hens parties or hip replacements. It could be your colleague’s retirement, your Aunty’s 60th or celebrating your best friends’ divorce.
We make cards for all occasions, without judgement and we can even make you a Kustom Kard too, you just have to tell us the story behind it.
GIVING BACK
Our mission is to give back to those who fucking need it.
WHY US?
The real question here is ‘why the fuck not?’. A Kunty Kard is our way of letting you send an unforgettable expression of the feels that are so good you could send the greeting kard blank if you wanted to.
Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves!
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Perfect for congratulations, graduations and just for making it through the day – the dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves greeting card was made for the free spirits and young at heart!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Awesome
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
When you just know someone’s the fucking ducks nuts.
The Awesome greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look just fucking awesome. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Favourite Child
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Nothing says I love you mum more than this friendly reminder to all about who is number one.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Alive
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Perfect for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day or that one person that always drops what they are doing to make sure yo ass stays alive. Thank fuck for these legends.
The Thanks for Keeping me Alive Mother’s Day Card greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to your saviour friend’s mobile phone. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
I got it from my Mama!
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Lovely
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Just another lovely greeting card, that’s a little bit fucking lovely. Know someone that fits the bill? Why not put it in print and make it official?
This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to pretty much anything that involves this person. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
