Custom Text Card – Make your own Kunty Kard!
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Make my day and make your own Kunty Kard. Fuck yeah!
Enter the text for card/s below and I will make this shit happen. And yep – I got you matey, I will send a copy of the card design over to you before I print to make sure it’s right.
Landscape and portrait options are available.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Diseased Whore
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When a friend’s health takes a turn for the worse, you don’t just go with the standard cute, get-well soon greeting card.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Fresh as fuck
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Fresh as fuck. Maybe you just want to tell your alcoholic mate, “Happy birthday, you lovely bastard.” Or maybe it’s a thank-you note for not killing anyone on the road this year. Either way, this card will remind them that despite their destructive habits, they’re still fresh. as. fuck.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Fuck Covid
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Because this shit is fucked. Covid. The other C-word.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
What kind of fuckery is this?
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Umm… wot?? What kind of fuckery is this?
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
What the actual fuck?
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Srsly, what the actual fuck?
Buy me when: Life kicks someone square in the nuts or the guy sitting next to you in the cinemas won’t stop texting.
Buy me for: Your bestie, the dude next to you at the cinema, or your cousin who always insists on that stupid fucking Christmas performance that no one gives a fuck about.
Do not buy me for: Your kids or your sister’s new boyfriend.
Pairs well with: A fly swat, a smack across the face, a fuckload of kunfetti. Like double.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.