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HERE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD BITCH - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Here’s your birthday card

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Here you go dickhead. Happy birthday. The quintessential birthday card for those that don’t want to give it much effort at all.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT BIRTHDAY CARD - Perth WA

Too old for this shit

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Yep, I definitely feel this card most days. You’re too old for this shit – the perfect card for the mid-life crisis guy/gal that hasn’t quite gotten the memo.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Being weird AF is better than being boring as hell birthday card - Perth WA

WEIRD AF

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We all can’t be winners mate. Be weird. Don’t be fucking boring.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Rise above your fuckheadedness greeting card - Perth WA

Rise above your fuckheadedness

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Rise above your fuckheadedness. You fucking got this mate. Good luck. God speed. Don’t be a dick.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Love like people aren't total assholes break up card - Perth WA

Love like people aren’t total assholes

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It fucking sucks when you break up, but don’t give up just yet. Love like people aren’t total assholes. There are a lot of fucking legends out there!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Own your awesome & stay humble AF goodluck greeting card

Own your awesome & stay humble AF

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To anyone taking off on any new adventure in life, remember these two things – own your awesome and stay humble AF. The world doesn’t owe you a thing!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves greeting card - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves!

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Perfect for congratulations, graduations and just for making it through the day – the dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves greeting card was made for the free spirits and young at heart!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
FUCK WHAT THEY THINK GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Fuck what they think

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Like Bonnie and Clyde ’03. Haters are always gonna hate. So fuck what they think. Srsly. All you need in this life of zen is one fucking good friend.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
THANKS, I HATE IT THANK YOU CARD - PERTH WA

Thanks, I hate it

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Say thank you and let them know how you really feel.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Don't be fucking boring greeting card, Perth WA

Don’t be fucking boring

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You know that person at the house party who forces everyone to wear a silly hat and form a Conga line? And then takes pictures of you looking like a dickhead and posts it on Facebook? That’s your typical Arien friend. Ariens are friendly, social creatures with amazing people skills, a magnetic smile, and a dungeon with dragons behind a false wall in their home. Metaphorically speaking. Mostly. Wildly independent at the best of times, every Arien’s first regret is that they weren’t the obstetrician at their own birth.

If you’re looking for a relationship that’s peaceful, gentle and predictable, and find yourself shacked up with an Arien, the best advice anyone can offer you is RUN. They only have one rule. Don’t be fucking boring.

Happy birthday my beautiful Aries, your gangsta sized balls inspire us to level up everyday. Heart you ❤️  Also, if you find a perfectly cooked fried egg on the pavement, don’t touch it, it isn’t yours 😘

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
BITCH, YOU'RE MY SOULMATE EUPHORIA GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Bitch, you’re my soulmate

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Everyone needs a friend like Maddy Perez.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
NUGGIES PINK - MOTHER'S DAY CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Chicken Nuggies

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Nothing says “parenthood” more than a 6 piece chicken nugget happy meal. Go on, make Ron’s day.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Grey – Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
Wild rose – ISO 14001, FSC certified, luxe 300gsm, wild rose card stock. Responsibly sourced virgin pulp with high rigidity.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95