HAVE YO'SELF A KUNTY LI'L KRISTMAS!
Every Kunty Kristmas order receives a bonus card for the glovebox, a gold or silver metallic pen/marker and a little something, something from me.
$1 from every card is donated to the charity of your choice, this year I have chosen Foodbank, Movember, The Smith Family and Zonta House. Unless you buy a Kunty Donation Kard – all proceeds from those cards are donated (yep, that’s the whole amount you pay).
As always – free express post shipping to any address in Australia on all orders over AUD$40.
Merry Christmas motherfuckers, get in!
KUNTY DONATION KARDS
100% of proceeds will be donated to the cards nominated charity. And you get a tax receipt if you want one. Yewww!
Jingle Balls – Hunter Green
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Jingle. Balls. 💌
ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to THE MOVEMBER FOUNDATION. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.
The Movember Foundation work closely with global men’s health partners to ensure collaboration, transparency and accountability for every project they fund. They prioritise funding for 3 of the biggest health issues to men –Â mental health and suicide, prostate cancer and testicular cancer issues. For more information head to www.movember.com.
All donations over $2 are tax deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.
This kard is also available in red, but doesn’t have the legendary donation status attached to it.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm hunter green coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Keep the change ya filthy animal – Red
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
KEVVVINNNNNNNN! 💌
ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to ZONTA HOUSE. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.
Zonta House Refuge Association is a specialist service in Perth WA, that provides safety, essential relief and support to women who have experienced or are at risk of experiencing family and domestic violence (FDV). Our focus is to deliver high quality, innovative services to prevent and reduce family and domestic violence, providing intervention opportunities and support services to assist in the recovery of women and children who have experienced FDV. For more information head to zontahouse.org.au.
All donations over $2 are tax-deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Merry fucking whatever
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
MERRY FUCKING WHATEVER LEGEND! 💌
ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to THE SMITH FAMILY. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.
The Smith Family is a national, independent children’s charity helping disadvantaged Australians to get the most out of their education, so they can create better futures for themselves. For more info head to www.thesmithfamily.com.au.
All donations over $2 are tax deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold-coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Yippee Ki Yay
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
In the immortal words of Bruce Willis. YIPPEE KI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKER. 💌
ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to FOODBANK. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.
Foodbank is Australia’s largest food relief organisation, operating on a scale that makes it crucial to the work of the front-line charities that are feeding vulnerable Australians. Foodbank provides more than 70% of the food rescued for food relief organisations nationwide. For more information head to www.foodbank.org.au.
All donations over $2 are tax deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm sea green-coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
KRISTMAS KARDS
6 PACK RACK Christmas Card Bundle
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
If you can’t decide, this Christmas card bundle is a solid mix of pre-selected Kunty Kristmas cards that will always go down well.
This also doubles as an epic pressie. We can even send it on your behalf with an obscene amount of Kunfetti. Ah, the joys!
This pack includes:
- 1 x WTF is a turtle dove?
- 1 x Keep the change in sea green
- 1 x Deck the Halls
- 1 x Merry Fucking Christmas in hunter green
- 1 x Jingle Balls in red
- 1 x Festive as fuck
- 1 x Kunfetti per card
- 1 x Extra Kunfetti
- 1 x Gold or Silver Pen/Marker
- 1 x bonus card pack for your glovebox
$6 from each pack is donated to the charity of your choice and a tax-deductible receipt will be sent to you (if you want it).
Deck the fucking halls yourself
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Falalalalla, Deck the fucking halls. Yourself. Falalalala fuck off. 💌
$1 from each sale of this card will be donated to Zonta House Foundation, Perth.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold-coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120gsm Envelope
- 1 x Bonus Kard with 2 matching gift tags
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Falalalala
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Lalala fuuuuuuuck.
$1 from this card will be donated to Zonta House.
THE KARD
This card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm mist-grey coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- 1 x Bonus Kristmas Kard with matching gift tags
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more, hit the additional info tabs below.
Festive AF
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Be festive. Festive as fuck. 💌
$1 from each of the sales of this card will be donated to The Movember Foundation.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm sea green/teal cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120gsm Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Festivus
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Festivus is for the rest of us! 💌
$1 from every card is donated to The Smith Family.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm sea green-coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Here’s your Christmas Card, Bitch
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
There’s always one. Here’s their fucking Christmas Card. Bitches.. 💌
$1 from the sale of this card will be donated to Foodbank.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm sea green Gmund Matt cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes, we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more, hit the additional info tabs below.
Ho ho ho
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Ho, ho ho. Merry Kristmas, Bitch. 💌
$1 from this card will be donated to Foodbank.
THE KARD
This card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm rouge red coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- 1 x Bonus Kristmas Kard with matching gift tags
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more, hit the additional info tabs below.
Jingle Balls – Hunter Green
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Jingle. Balls. 💌
ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to THE MOVEMBER FOUNDATION. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.
The Movember Foundation work closely with global men’s health partners to ensure collaboration, transparency and accountability for every project they fund. They prioritise funding for 3 of the biggest health issues to men –Â mental health and suicide, prostate cancer and testicular cancer issues. For more information head to www.movember.com.
All donations over $2 are tax deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.
This kard is also available in red, but doesn’t have the legendary donation status attached to it.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm hunter green coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Jingle Balls – Red
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Jingle. Balls. 💌
$1 from every card will be donated to Foodbank.
If you want to be a deadset legend, grab this card in hunter green and donate the whole amount to The Movember Foundation.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm rouge Eco-Grande cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes, we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more, hit the additional info tabs below.
Jingle Ballsack
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Like Jingle Balls, but with a sack.
$1 from this card will be donated to Movemberd.
THE KARD
This card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm mist-grey coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- 1 x Bonus Kristmas Kard with matching gift tags
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more, hit the additional info tabs below.
Keep the change ya filthy animal – Teal
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Keep the change ya filthy animal. How gangsta is Kevin? 💌
$1 from each of the sales of this card will be donated to The Movember Foundation.
If you want to be a deadset legend, grab this card in red and donate the whole amount to Zonta House.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm sea green/teal coloured card stock. .
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120gm Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Merry Fucking Christmas
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, YO. 💌
The quintessential Christmas card – available in red or hunter green (dark khaki green).
$1 from each sale of these cards will be donated to The Zonta House Foundation.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm rouge red or 300GSM hunter green coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120gsm Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Resting Grinch Face
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
A message to all the resting grinch faces out there. Smile, bitch face. Heart you. 💌
$1 from the sale of this card will be donated to Foodbank.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm sea green Gmund Color Matt cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Santa thinks that you’re a cunt
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Hahaha. That Santa! 💌
IMPORTANT – This is the bonus card. If you are buying another Kunty Kristmas Kard, you already receive this for free. It’s only here because some legends only want this card. A dickhead tax of $11.95 will apply if you add this to the cart with other Kristmas Kards.
JK. I will refund you.
$1 from every card is donated to an Australian charity. All monies will be distributed equally to Foodbank, Movember, The Smith Family and Zonta House.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this bonus card features the classic black ink on the beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kristmas Kunfetti mix
- 2 x Round matching gift tags (6.5cm radius)
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Sleigh
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Sleighhhhhhhhh. A Christmas sleigh greeting card that isn’t very kunty.
$1 from this card will be donated to The Smith Family.
THE KARD
This card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm mist-grey coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- 1 x Bonus Kristmas Kard with matching gift tags
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more, hit the additional info tabs below.
This Kandle Smells Like A K*nty Kristmas Soy Wax Mini
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Your “This Kandle Smells Like A K*nty Kristmas” is meant to resemble the cinnamon overtones of Fireball whiskey. Yummy. It has been custom-made for Kunty Kards by the good folk at The Prospect Project and is currently only available via yours truly.
To the Jolliest bunch of assholes
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And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. 💌
Hahaha fucking Charlie Griswold….
$1 from the sale of this card will be donated to Foodbank.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm rouge red coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120gsm Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
WTF is a turtledove?
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Seriously, WTF is a turtledove?? 💌
$1 from each of the sales of this card will be donated The Smith Family.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm rouge red-coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120gsm Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.