Catch Ya Cunt
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Catch ya cunt. Australia’s way of saying, “Love you, bye.”
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Happy birthday
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Nothing says I love you more than a rude birthday card that says it like it is. We’ve got one for the dickhead, fuckface, shithead, asshole, cuntface, or what have you in your life, but if we don’t have it, hit me up and we can make it happen. Or you can make your own! Lol.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Happy birthday you magnificent cunt
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Magnificence is key. The happy birthday you magnificent cunt is a cult classic. A card that can only be sent to the most magnificent of cunts in your life.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Here’s your birthday card
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Here you go dickhead. Happy birthday. The quintessential birthday card for those that don’t want to give it much effort at all.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – April
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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – December
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – February
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – January
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – March
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – October
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary Cunt
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A legendary cunt calls for a legendary cunt birthday card.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
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Santa thinks that you’re a cunt
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Hahaha. That Santa! 💌
IMPORTANT – This is the bonus card. If you are buying another Kunty Kristmas Kard, you already receive this for free. It’s only here because some legends only want this card. A dickhead tax of $11.95 will apply if you add this to the cart with other Kristmas Kards.
JK. I will refund you.
$1 from every card is donated to an Australian charity. All monies will be distributed equally to Foodbank, Movember, The Smith Family and Zonta House.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this bonus card features the classic black ink on the beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kristmas Kunfetti mix
- 2 x Round matching gift tags (6.5cm radius)
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Sick cunt / Sickest Cunt
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The Aussie equivalent to the bad bitch, this legend is gooder than good, madder than mad, they’re just a sick cunt.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Straya
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Straya mate! They’re Aussie. They’re all right. They’re probably full of shit! Stay true blue and give an Aussie you fucking love this greeting card.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
The Good, The Mad and The Grumpy
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For the good cunts, the mad cunts and those grumpy fuckers. These cunts are a bit of alright.
The cunt greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.
Thundercunt
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The Thundercunt Card. I made this as a joke gift for my friends who are very into art and literature, but it works as a good pick-me-up for anyone going through tough times!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.