Best Stepdad
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Like this stepdad? Let him know he’s the best stepdad out. Or to date anyways.
This greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.
Catch Ya Cunt
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Catch ya cunt. Australia’s way of saying, “Love you, bye.”
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Cheers for being a fucking legend
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Maaaate! Cheers for being a fucking legend. Need we say more?
The perfect card for when you need to show that legend a little love and appreciation.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Cheers for being a fucking legend, dad
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Cheers, Dad! I dunno about you, but my dad is a bit of a fucking legend. Ya mum ya dad?
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Custom Text Card – Make your own Kunty Kard!
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Make my day and make your own Kunty Kard. Fuck yeah!
Enter the text for card/s below and I will make this shit happen. And yep – I got you matey, I will send a copy of the card design over to you before I print to make sure it’s right.
Landscape and portrait options are available.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Daddy
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A card for your “Daddy”, not your daddy.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Definitely Punching
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Definitely punching! Haha Keep them guessing, or get punched yourself, huzzah! Perfect for weddings, engagements, anniversaries and those “you’re outta ya depth” moments.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Dilf
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The DILF Card. For the dad, you’d like to, well, you know…
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Fuck
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Just the word fuck, on a greeting card, in a very pretty calligraphy style. Fuck. Yes.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Fuck Covid
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Because this shit is fucked. Covid. The other C-word.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Get on the beers
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Beers are what’s important here.
The “Get on the Beers” greeting card was first requested as a Kustom Kunty Kard by Amy S, and we have nabbed this card for the shop.
Inspired by Mashd + Kutcher.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Happy birthday
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Nothing says I love you more than a rude birthday card that says it like it is. We’ve got one for the dickhead, fuckface, shithead, asshole, cuntface, or what have you in your life, but if we don’t have it, hit me up and we can make it happen. Or you can make your own! Lol.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Happy birthday you glorious bastard
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Happy birthday you glorious bastard. A birthday card for the most glorious of fuckers.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Happy birthday you magnificent cunt
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Magnificence is key. The happy birthday you magnificent cunt is a cult classic. A card that can only be sent to the most magnificent of cunts in your life.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Holy Fuck
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Holy Fuck. She’s beautiful.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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I fucking love you
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Awww, you guys. I fucking love you too.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Jingle Balls – Hunter Green
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Jingle. Balls. 💌
ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to THE MOVEMBER FOUNDATION. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.
The Movember Foundation work closely with global men’s health partners to ensure collaboration, transparency and accountability for every project they fund. They prioritise funding for 3 of the biggest health issues to men – mental health and suicide, prostate cancer and testicular cancer issues. For more information head to www.movember.com.
All donations over $2 are tax deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.
This kard is also available in red, but doesn’t have the legendary donation status attached to it.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm hunter green coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Keep the change ya filthy animal – Red
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KEVVVINNNNNNNN! 💌
ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to ZONTA HOUSE. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.
Zonta House Refuge Association is a specialist service in Perth WA, that provides safety, essential relief and support to women who have experienced or are at risk of experiencing family and domestic violence (FDV). Our focus is to deliver high quality, innovative services to prevent and reduce family and domestic violence, providing intervention opportunities and support services to assist in the recovery of women and children who have experienced FDV. For more information head to zontahouse.org.au.
All donations over $2 are tax-deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Keep the change ya filthy animal – Teal
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Keep the change ya filthy animal. How gangsta is Kevin? 💌
$1 from each of the sales of this card will be donated to The Movember Foundation.
If you want to be a deadset legend, grab this card in red and donate the whole amount to Zonta House.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm sea green/teal coloured card stock. .
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120gm Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Legendary – January
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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary Cunt
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A legendary cunt calls for a legendary cunt birthday card.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
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Old as fuck
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Yeah baby, massive congrats on being old as fuck and happy birthday. Time to start applying for that mobility scooter.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Sick cunt / Sickest Cunt
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The Aussie equivalent to the bad bitch, this legend is gooder than good, madder than mad, they’re just a sick cunt.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
The Good, The Mad and The Grumpy
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For the good cunts, the mad cunts and those grumpy fuckers. These cunts are a bit of alright.
The cunt greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.
You fucking legend
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Need an epic way to say thank you, you fucking legend?
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
You’re getting old mf
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You’re getting old motherfucker is a cult classic and also the very reason we exist – this is the card that started it all. There’s only one way to read this card, and that’s in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice. Go on, I dare you. I double dare you.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.