Be kuntier. Sweary jewellery and gifts for you and your best.

Sweary Jewellery + gifts

Be k*ntier. A sweary jewellery + Gift shop.

For my peeps who need a jewellery/gifting collection that speaks their language, without having to apologise for it.

Each piece has been personally curated, including sweary jewellery pieces specifically created, by myself and I only sell the pieces I would personally wear myself. This shop is a little creative space where we can inspire each other and make things happen. If it’s not meant to be, it’s not yours.

Free express shipping to any Australian address on orders $40 and over.

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100% That Bitch Necklace

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

The 100% That Bitch necklace is the perfect line of fashionable, self-empowering jewellery!

Beads are nickel-free stainless steel, with the “100% That Bitch” phrase engraved on both sides of the bead. Finished as it is or with a yellow gold, or rose gold metal alloy.

Each 1.5mm ball chain is made of nickel-free stainless steel and comes with a standard ball clasp. Beads can be easily added to the chain to create a customised necklace!

Beads will move and spin when worn, giving a fidget-style feature. Rub or spin beads when you need an affirmation reminder!

The chain comes in a 76cm/30 inch length which can be easily shortened by cutting with strong scissors or wire cutters.

Includes a drawer-style jewellery box and polishing cloth.

$27.00
BEST BITCHES BANGLE YELLOW GOLD - SWEARY JEWELLERY - GLASS HOUSE GOODS PERTH WA

Best Bitches Bangle

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The best bitches bangle. Because we’ve all got that one friend. The one who loves you unconditionally and will always have your back, no matter what. Well, Glass House Goods Canada has made a bracelet for that very special gal! They’ll love the bold, bold message on the inside while keeping it secret on the outside.

Made of nickel-free stainless steel, finished as it is, or with a rose gold or yellow gold alloy.

One size can be tightened to make it smaller by carefully squeezing closed. (Doing this repeatedly may jeopardise the integrity of the metal)

Each bangle comes with GHG engraved on the other edge. (as shown in pictures)

Includes a drawer-style jewellery box and polishing cloth.

$33.00
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Best Bitches Necklace

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

The best bitches necklace. Because we’ve all got that one friend. The one who loves you unconditionally and will always have your back, no matter what. Well, Glass House Goods Canada has made a necklace for that very special gal! They’ll love the bold, bold message on the inside while keeping it secret on the outside.

This is like the adult version of a bestie’s necklace.

Made of nickel-free stainless steel, finished as it is, or with a rose gold or yellow gold alloy.

Chains are approx 40cm/16 inches in length with a 5cm/2 inch extender.

Includes a drawer-style jewellery box and polishing cloth.

$33.00
925 Sterling silver "Bitch" necklace in Gold & Silver written in an Old English / Punk Style Font - Jewellery with swear words on it, Perth WA

Bitch Necklace

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Featuring an “Old English”/punk style font, the Bitch Necklace is for the girl that holds her own, who’s not afraid to speak her mind and ask for what she wants. It’s a bold word on a delicate chain for all of you who were taught to stay ladylike.

This necklace is a little bit sassy, a little bit rude and a whole lot of boldness. The perfect addition to any outfit that needs that unmistakable spark of attitude.

This item includes free Express Post shipping within Australia (PO boxes included)

Clasp: Spring ring
Chain style: 1mm cable chain
Chain length: 40cm + 5cm extender (16″+2″)
Material stamp: 925 Sterling Silver
Word size: 37mm L x 15mm H

This necklace is currently only stocked in silver and gold at this chain length. Please get in touch if you are after this necklace in Rose Gold or in another chain length.

$85.00
Cursive "Fuck" ring featuring Zircon's cast in 925 sterling silver - silver & gold plated - Jewellery with swear words on it, Perth WA

Cursive Fuck Ring

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

As a rule of thumb, we don’t really like to do things by the book. We like to celebrate our differences and any number of awesome things that make us who we are. So why conform?

Paved with sparkling zircons cast in 925 sterling silver, the Cursive Fuck Ring features the word “fuck” in art deco style lettering, is a delicate, yet loud, statement piece, that will do all of the talking for you.

Includes a drawer-style ring box, polishing cloth and free Express Post to any address within Australia (including PO Boxes).

Band width: 1mm
Word size: 25mm L x 12mm H
Material stamp: 925 sterling silver (approx 1.7g)
Gemstone: Colourless zircon
Gemstone setting/style: Paved

$45.00
The Dump Him Ring - gold heart shaped signet ring featuring the words "DUMP HIM" engraved in all caps in a sans serif font - Sweary Jewellery, Perth WA

Dump Him Ring

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This heart-shaped ring has our favourite sentiment engraved in all caps: “DUMP HIM.”

Whether you need to remind yourself, or you need to let your bestie know that they are just way too good for him, the Dump Him Ring, is a cheeky take on a gold signet ring – a great addition to any woman’s accessory collection.

Includes a drawer-style ring box and polishing cloth.

Band width: 2.5mm
Word size: 10mm x 8mm
Material stamp: Plated Stainless steel

$33.00
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Fresh Outta Fucks Bangle

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Do a lot of swearing? Find yourself short on fucks to give? Just want to keep it light and fun during your day? Then the Fresh Outta Fucks bangle made by Glass House Goods Canada is for you! The bangles are plain on the outside but have badass truths on the inside. This bracelet is perfect for those times when you simply cannot spare a single fuck.

Made of nickel-free stainless steel, finished as it is, or with a rose gold or yellow gold alloy.

One size can be tightened to make it smaller by carefully squeezing closed. (Doing this repeatedly may jeopardise the integrity of the metal)

Each bangle comes with GHG engraved on the other edge. (as shown in pictures)

Includes a drawer-style jewellery box and polishing cloth.

$33.00
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Fresh Outta Fucks Necklace

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

Do a lot of swearing? Find yourself short on fucks to give? Just want to keep it light and fun during your day? Then the Fresh Outta Fucks necklace made by Glass House Goods Canada is for you! The necklace is plain on the outside but has badass truths on the inside. This necklace is also perfect for those times when you simply cannot spare a single fuck.

Made of nickel-free stainless steel, finished as it is, or with a rose gold or yellow gold alloy.

Chains are approx 40cm/16 inches in length with a 5cm/2 inch extender.

Includes a drawer-style jewellery box and polishing cloth.

$33.00
925 Sterling silver "Fuck" necklace in Gold & Silver written in an Old English / Punk Style Font - Jewellery with swear words on it, Perth WA

Fuck Necklace

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

Featuring an “old English-style” font, we can’t even tell you how much we love the Fuck necklace. We don’t know if we should wear it or just keep it in our handbag and whip it out every now and then to give people that “Huh, what?!” look.

Let the world know exactly what you think with this bold, irreverent, cheeky and unapologetically authentic necklace. The perfect addition to any outfit that needs that unmistakable spark of attitude.

Includes a drawer-style jewellery box, polishing cloth and free Express Post shipping within Australia (PO boxes included)

Clasp: Spring ring
Chain style: 1mm cable chain
Chain length: 40cm + 5cm extender (16″+2″)
Material stamp: 925 Sterling Silver
Word size: 37mm L x 15mm H

This necklace is currently only stocked in silver and gold at this chain length. Please get in touch if you are after this necklace in Rose Gold or in another chain length.

$85.00
FUCK WHAT THEY THINK BANGLES - SWEARY JEWELLERY - GLASS HOUSE GOODS PERTH WA

Fuck What They Think Bangle

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Let your inner badass out with the fuck what they think bangles/bracelets made by Glass House Goods, Canada. These bangles are plain and unassuming on the outside, but hold a secret on the inside. The back tells it like it is: “FUCK WHAT THEY THINK”.

Made of nickel-free stainless steel, finished as it is, or with a rose gold or yellow gold alloy.

One size can be tightened to make it smaller by carefully squeezing closed. (Doing this repeatedly may jeopardise the integrity of the metal)

Each bangle comes with GHG engraved on the other edge. (as shown in pictures)

Includes a drawer-style jewellery box and polishing cloth.

$33.00
PEARLS + FIGARO CHAIN BITCH NECKLACE - ROSE GOLD, Sweary Jewellery Perth WA

Rose Gold & Pearl Bitch Necklace

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

Sometimes a girl needs a reminder that being awesome is the new being nice. The rose gold + pearl Bitch necklace is also a fun way to bestow upon yourself or gift to a friend or sister in need of some encouragement (or just because they deserve it).

Be a queen, be powerful, be a leader. Let your inner bitch shine through.

This item includes free Express Post shipping within Australia (PO boxes included)

Clasp: Lobster claw
Chain style: 2mm figaro chain
Chain length: 40cm + 5cm extender (16″+2″)
Material: Stainless steel
Word size: 25mm L x 12mm H

This necklace is currently only stocked in rose gold at this chain length. Please get in touch if you are after this necklace in gold, silver or after another chain length.

$59.00
Gold tarot card necklace - Strength - Tarot jewellery, Perth WA

Tarot Card Pendant Necklace – Large

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Alright, legends, let’s ramp up this tarot card pendant party, shall we? Here’s the scoop on those wickedly mysterious necklaces:

💪 Strength: White enamel set onto a gold frame featuring clear cubic zirconias (CZ). Channel your inner warrior, my darlings, because this card is all about courage, resilience, and taming the wild beasts in your life—both real and metaphorical. It’s like flexing your emotional muscles and showing the world who’s boss.

More to come! See our little tarot card pendant party.

Includes a drawer-style jewellery box, polishing cloth and free Express Post shipping within Australia (PO boxes included)

Clasp: Lobster claw
Chain style: 1.5mm cable chain
Chain length: 40cm + 5cm extender (16″+2″)
Material: Gold-plated stainless steel. Enamel.
Gemstone: Cubic zirconia
Pendant size
: 15mm x 24mm

This necklace is currently only stocked in gold at this chain length.

$48.00
Stainless steel Tarot card necklaces - antique gold, zirconias and stone 18cm cable chain - Tarot jewellery, Perth WA

Tarot Card Pendant Necklace – Small

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

Alright, legends, let’s have ourselves a little tarot card pendant party, shall we? Here’s the scoop on those wickedly mysterious necklaces:

🧙🏻‍♂️ The Magician: Black enamel set in a gold frame featuring clear and light blue cubic zirconias (CZ).  This bad boy is all about taking control of your destiny, tapping into your inner power, and making shit happen. It’s like having a magic wand up your sleeve, ready to dazzle the world with your cleverness.

👑 The Empress: Blue marbled enamel set in a gold frame featuring clear and light pink CZ. She’s a symbol of abundance, creativity, and all that juicy motherly energy. Think fertile soil, bountiful harvests, and a whole lot of nurturing vibes. Get ready to embrace your inner Madonna and make the world your bitch.

❤️ The Lovers: Pearl-white enamel set in a gold frame featuring a hot pink enamel heart and clear CZ. Ah, romance, passion, and all that gooey stuff. This card is all about deep connections and the choices we make in matters of the heart. It’s like being caught in a delicious love triangle, only without the unnecessary drama (unless you’re into that kind of thing).

☸️ The Wheel (Wheel of Fortune): Pearl white enamel set in a gold frame featuring clear CZ. Oh, Lady Luck is spinning her glittery wheel, and it’s time to jump on for the ride. This card is all about changes, ups and downs, and the unpredictable nature of life. It’s like being at a freakin’ carnival, with all the thrilling twists and turns that come with it.

⭐️ The Star: Black enamel set in a gold frame featuring clear, light blue and emerald green CZ. Shining bright like a goddamn supernova, this card is all about hope, inspiration, and finding your guiding light in the darkest of times. It’s like being wrapped in a cosmic hug and reminded that there’s a big, beautiful universe out there, just waiting for you to sparkle.

☀️ The Sun: Blue marbled enamel set in a gold frame featuring clear, light blue, light pink and emerald green CZ. Bask in the warm glow of this card, my dears, because it’s all about joy, vitality, and embracing your inner badass. It’s like having a permanent summer vacation where the only goal is to soak up all that sweet, sweet sunshine.

🌑 The Moon: Pearl white enamel set in a gold frame featuring clear CZ. Welcome to the realm of dreams, intuition, and all the mystical shit that goes on in the depths of your mind. This card is like a secret door to the unknown, urging you to explore the shadows and ride the waves of your emotions. It’s a little bit spooky, a little bit magical, and a whole lot of “what the fuck just happened?”

🌏 The World: Black enamel set in a gold frame featuring white enamel sun and moon, with clear and light blue CZ. Hey, baby, you made it! This card represents completion, fulfilment, and feeling like a total badass who’s conquered their own personal universe. It’s like reaching the top of a fucking mountain, planting your flag, and shouting, “I fucking did it!”

⚔️ Knight of Cups: Black enamel set in a gold frame featuring matte gold enamel and clear CZ. Ah, the sweet, swoon-worthy Knight of Cups. This guy is all about love, romance, and the pursuit of emotional fulfilment. He’s like a modern-day knight in shining armour, except his weapon of choice is a poetic love letter rather than a sword. Get ready for some serious heart-fluttering, folks.

See also – the large tarot card pendant party.

Includes a drawer-style jewellery box, polishing cloth and free Express Post shipping within Australia (PO boxes included)

Clasp: Lobster claw
Chain style: 1.5mm cable chain
Chain length: 40cm + 5cm extender (16″+2″)
Material: Gold-plated stainless steel. Enamel.
Gemstone: Cubic zirconia
Pendant size
: 11mm x 19mm

This necklace is currently only stocked in gold at this chain length.

$42.00
This Candle Smells Like A K*nty Kristmas custom made for Kunty Kards by The Prospect Project. 120ml.
Sale

This Kandle Smells Like A K*nty Kristmas Soy Wax Mini

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $40

Your “This Kandle Smells Like A K*nty Kristmas” is meant to resemble the cinnamon overtones of Fireball whiskey. Yummy. It has been custom-made for Kunty Kards by the good folk at The Prospect Project and is currently only available via yours truly.

$9.00

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