Cheeky + rude Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Kunty Kards, Perth WA

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Love like people aren't total assholes break up card - Perth WA

Love like people aren’t total assholes

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It fucking sucks when you break up, but don’t give up just yet. Love like people aren’t total assholes. There are a lot of fucking legends out there!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
BITCH, YOU'RE MY SOULMATE EUPHORIA GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Bitch, you’re my soulmate

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Everyone needs a friend like Maddy Perez.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
Sale Netflix and Chill Greeting Card
Sale

Netflix and Chill

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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale I love fucking you greeting card - Perth WA
Sale

Love fucking

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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
YOU ARE MAGIC, OWN THAT SHIT GREETING CARD, PERTH WA

You are magic

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Shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes legend. You are magic. Now, go own that shit.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
Let's Fuck - Rude valentines day card Perth WA | Kunty Kards

“Netflix and Chill”

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Straight to the point and subtle AF. What does “Netflix and Chill” mean anyways…

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

BUY THIS CARD ON SALE

$11.95
CUSTOM TEXT CARD LANDSCAPE - KUNTY KARDS. PERTH WA

Make your own K*nty Kard

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Make my day and make your own Kunty Kard. Fuck yeah!

Enter the text for card/s below and I will make this shit happen. And yep – I got you matey, I will send a copy of the card design over to you before I print to make sure it’s right.

Landscape and portrait options available.

Some Card info

This card will be professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card. Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look absolutely fucking fabulous pretty much anywhere. The card will be left blank inside for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around, each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail. We’ll leave the bending up to you.

Want us to send this card for you? Just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets. We’ll make that shit happen too! We’re fucking magicians!

$11.95
You're a babe greeting card | Kunty Kards Perth WA

Babe

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Fuck yeah they are!

The You’re a Babe greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing on just about anyone. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
Definitely Punching | Wedding day greeting card, Perth WA

Punching

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Keep them guessing, or get punched yourself, huzzah! Perfect for weddings, engagements, anniversaries and those “you’re outta ya depth” moments.

The Punching greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to all those “other” cards. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
A lovely greeting card | Made in Perth WA

Lovely

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Just another lovely greeting card, that’s a little bit fucking lovely. Know someone that fits the bill? Why not put it in print and make it official?

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to pretty much anything that involves this person. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
EVERYTHING - Ultimate mothers day card Perth WA - Kunty Kards

The Queen of F*cking Everything

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Is she the Queen of Fucking Everything, or the queen of fucking, everything? Either way, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to that shiny fuck-off crown. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
Just fucking propose already - elegant and rude greeting cards for Valentines Day | Kunty Kards

Just F*cking Propose Already

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Straight to the point and subtle AF.

The Just Fucking Propose Already Greeting Card is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to that massive rock you’ve got on order. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – we’ll leave all the bending to the owner of this card – hopefully they pick up what you’re putting down.

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95

Disturbing

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You cheeky fucker! We like your style!

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and would look fucking fantastic on your lover’s bedroom floor. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – we’ll leave all the bending to you guys later *wink wink*

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
Naked - Funny, elegant rude greeting cards Perth WA | Kunty Kards

Don’t tell me what to do…

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Cos really, no one really likes to be told what to do.

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and would look fucking fantastic on your lover’s bedroom floor. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – we’ll leave all the bending to you guys later *wink wink*

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
Sexy greeting card she will love Perth WA | Kunty Kards

Duct Tape

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Well, well, well… aren’t you the romantic type! You kinky fucker!

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and would be pretty hard for your lover to read if you’ve got them all tied up and shit but hey, no judgement here. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – we’ll leave all the bending to you guys later *wink wink*

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
I love fucking you - Elegant and rude greeting cards Perth WA | Kunty Kards

Love Fucking

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I love fucking you. Straight to the point and romantic AF. Why beat about the bush, when you can say exactly how you feel.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

BUY THIS CARD ON SALE

$11.95
I fucking love you - elegant and rude greeting cards Perth WA | Kunty Kards

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

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Awww, you guys. We fucking love you too.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

BUY THIS CARD ON SALE

$11.95
No boyfriend? No problem! Elegant rude greeting cards - Perth WA

No Problem

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Boyfriend’s/Girlfriend’s. Fuck those guys.

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

It usually pairs well with most wines, valium and a long list of reasons why you don’t need anyone else to ruin your life because YOLO #yougotthis and you can do that all by yourself #blessed. Plus, it would look pretty fucking Insta-worthy.

And we don’t fuck around – folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – we’ll leave the bender for you guys later *wink wink*.

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95