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HERE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD BITCH - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Here’s your birthday card

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Here you go dickhead. Happy birthday. The quintessential birthday card for those that don’t want to give it much effort at all.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT BIRTHDAY CARD - Perth WA

Too old for this shit

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Yep, I definitely feel this card most days. You’re too old for this shit – the perfect card for the mid-life crisis guy/gal that hasn’t quite gotten the memo.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
Being weird AF is better than being boring as hell birthday card - Perth WA

WEIRD AF

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We all can’t be winners mate. Be weird. Don’t be fucking boring.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves greeting card - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves!

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Perfect for congratulations, graduations and just for making it through the day – the dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves greeting card was made for the free spirits and young at heart!

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
Don't be fucking boring greeting card, Perth WA

Don’t be fucking boring

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You know that person at the house party who forces everyone to wear a silly hat and form a Conga line? And then takes pictures of you looking like a dickhead and posts it on Facebook? That’s your typical Arien friend. Ariens are friendly, social creatures with amazing people skills, a magnetic smile, and a dungeon with dragons behind a false wall in their home. Metaphorically speaking. Mostly. Wildly independent at the best of times, every Arien’s first regret is that they weren’t the obstetrician at their own birth.

If you’re looking for a relationship that’s peaceful, gentle and predictable, and find yourself shacked up with an Arien, the best advice anyone can offer you is RUN. They only have one rule. Don’t be fucking boring.

Happy birthday my beautiful Aries, your gangsta sized balls inspire us to level up everyday. Heart you ❤️  Also, if you find a perfectly cooked fried egg on the pavement, don’t touch it, it isn’t yours 😘

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
BITCH, YOU'RE MY SOULMATE EUPHORIA GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Bitch, you’re my soulmate

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Everyone needs a friend like Maddy Perez.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
Sale Zodiac AF Pisces birthday card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Pisces

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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Zodiac AF Aquarius birthday card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Aquarius

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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Zodiac AF Capricorn Birthday Card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Capricorn

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Zodiac AF Sagittarius birthday card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Sagittarius

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Zodiac AF Scorpio Birthday Card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Scorpio

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Zodiac AF Libra birthday card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Libra

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Zodiac AF Virgo birthday card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Virgo

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Zodiac AF Leo birthday card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Leo

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Zodiac AF Cancer birthday card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Cancer

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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Zodiac AF Gemini birthday card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Gemini

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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Zodiac AF Taurus birthday card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Taurus

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Aries as Fuck Greeting Card - Perth WA
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Zodiac AF – Aries

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in January birthday card - Perth WA
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Legendary – January

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in February birthday card - Perth WA
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Legendary – February

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in March birthday card - Perth WA
Sale

Legendary – March

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in April birthday card - Perth WA
Sale

Legendary – April

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in May birthday card - Perth WA
Sale

Legendary – May

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in June birthday card - Perth WA
Sale

Legendary – June

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in July birthday card - Perth WA
Sale

Legendary – July

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in August birthday card - Perth WA
Sale

Legendary – August

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in September birthday card - Perth WA
Sale

Legendary – September

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in October birthday card - Perth WA
Sale

Legendary – October

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in November birthday card - Perth WA
Sale

Legendary – November

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale Only Legendary Cunts are Born in December birthday card - Perth WA
Sale

Legendary – December

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
Sale - let's get fucked up birthday card - Perth WA
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Let’s get fucked up!

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$6.95
YOU ARE MAGIC, OWN THAT SHIT GREETING CARD, PERTH WA

You are magic

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Shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes legend. You are magic. Now, go own that shit.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICKHEAD GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Happy birthday

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Happy birthday dickhead, fuckface, shithead, asshole, cuntface, what have you. Tell someone you fucking love them with a Kunty Kard.

The rude happy birthday card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.

$11.95
CUSTOM TEXT CARD LANDSCAPE - KUNTY KARDS. PERTH WA

Make your own K*nty Kard

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Make my day and make your own Kunty Kard. Fuck yeah!

Enter the text for card/s below and I will make this shit happen. And yep – I got you matey, I will send a copy of the card design over to you before I print to make sure it’s right.

Landscape and portrait options available.

Some Card info

This card will be professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card. Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look absolutely fucking fabulous pretty much anywhere. The card will be left blank inside for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around, each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail. We’ll leave the bending up to you.

Want us to send this card for you? Just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets. We’ll make that shit happen too! We’re fucking magicians!

$11.95
Still-That-Bitch---Elegant-&-rude-greeting-cards-Perth-WA---Kunty-Kards

Still

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Haha you bitch! Another year older and not much has changed…. yep, she’s still that bitch!

This greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing on most beeyotches. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
Shine so bright greeting card | Kunty Kards Perth WA

Shine

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Fuck the haters and shine like a motherfucker.

The Shine so bright greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing whilst it fends off the shade. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
You're a babe greeting card | Kunty Kards Perth WA

Babe

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Fuck yeah they are!

The You’re a Babe greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing on just about anyone. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

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Bitch be fabulous greeting card - Kunty Kards Perth WA

Bitch, be fabulous!

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A fabulous greeting card, for fabulous bitches.

The Bitch, be fabulous greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to that crooked crown. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

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Old AF

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Yeah baby, massive congrats and happy birthday. Time to start applying for that mobility scooter.

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to their teeth on the dresser. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

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Glorious

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Super swirly calligraphy and glorius AF. A birthday card for the most glorious of fuckers.

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and just looks fucking gloriousssss. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

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Magnificent

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An elegant AF birthday card for the most magnificent of cunty bastards in your life.

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and just looks fucking magnificent. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

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Zodiac AF

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Somewhere out there someone’s microwave is on fire and it’s fucking Mercury’s fault.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
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The Queen of F*cking Everything

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Is she the Queen of Fucking Everything, or the queen of fucking, everything? Either way, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to that shiny fuck-off crown. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

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You're getting old motherfucker birthday card | Perth WA

Getting old

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There’s only one way to read this card, and that’s in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice. Go on, I dare you. I double dare you.

This greeting card just to say is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any bad situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

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Only Legendary Cunts are born in April birthday Card - Perth WA

Legendary Cunt

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A legendary cunt calls for a legendary birthday card.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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Awesome thank you cards - You Fucking Legend | Perth WA

Fucking Legend

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Need an epic way to say thank you to a fucking legend?

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU

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Awww, you guys. We fucking love you too.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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