A greeting card to say sorry (or fuck you) | Kunty Kards, Perth WA

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CUSTOM TEXT CARD LANDSCAPE - KUNTY KARDS. PERTH WA

Make your own K*nty Kard

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Make my day and make your own Kunty Kard. Fuck yeah!

Enter the text for card/s below and I will make this shit happen. And yep – I got you matey, I will send a copy of the card design over to you before I print to make sure it’s right.

Landscape and portrait options available.

Some Card info

This card will be professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card. Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look absolutely fucking fabulous pretty much anywhere. The card will be left blank inside for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around, each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail. We’ll leave the bending up to you.

Want us to send this card for you? Just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets. We’ll make that shit happen too! We’re fucking magicians!

$11.95
Greeting card that says "what the actual fuck" in beautiful calligraphy font | Perth WA

What the actual fuck?

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Srsly, WTAF man?

Buy me when: Life kicks someone square in the nuts or the guy sitting next to you in the cinemas won’t stop texting.
Buy me for: Your bestie, the dude next to you at the cinema, or your cousin who always insists on that stupid fucking Christmas performance that no one gives a fuck about.
Do not buy me for: Your kids or your sister’s new boyfriend.
Pairs well with: A fly swat, a smack across the face, a fuckload of kunfetti. Like double.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
No boyfriend? No problem! Elegant rude greeting cards - Perth WA

No Problem

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Boyfriend’s/Girlfriend’s. Fuck those guys.

This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

It usually pairs well with most wines, valium and a long list of reasons why you don’t need anyone else to ruin your life because YOLO #yougotthis and you can do that all by yourself #blessed. Plus, it would look pretty fucking Insta-worthy.

And we don’t fuck around – folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – we’ll leave the bender for you guys later *wink wink*.

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95