Ah Marriage…
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Ah, marriage… sometimes soulmates…. sometimes cellmates. The perfect mix of funny and offensive for anyone on their wedding day.
The second half of this message is printed in a script font on the inside of the card.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Believe in your fucking self
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What a wonderful world it would be if we all believed in ourselves enough to know our limitations are in our heads, not the card we’ve been dealt.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Cheers for being a fucking legend
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Maaaate! Cheers for being a fucking legend. Need we say more?
The perfect card for when you need to show that legend a little love and appreciation.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Cheers for being a fucking legend, dad
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Cheers, Dad! I dunno about you, but my dad is a bit of a fucking legend. Ya mum ya dad?
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Cheers for being a fucking legend, mum!
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Cheers, Mum! I dunno about you, but my mum (and yeah, dad too) is a bit of a fucking legend. Ya Dad ya Mum?
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
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Congrats – New Baby!
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This new baby greeting card is funny!! Congratulations on your new baby! They look so delicious. I mean, just look at them.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Congratufuckinglations
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Just a good ol’ fashioned congratufuckinglations!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Custom Text Card – Make your own Kunty Kard!
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Make my day and make your own Kunty Kard. Fuck yeah!
Enter the text for card/s below and I will make this shit happen. And yep – I got you matey, I will send a copy of the card design over to you before I print to make sure it’s right.
Landscape and portrait options are available.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves!
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Perfect for congratulations, graduations and just for making it through the day – the dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves greeting card was made for the free spirits and young at heart!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Deck the fucking halls yourself
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Falalalalla, Deck the fucking halls. Yourself. Falalalala fuck off. 💌
$1 from each sale of this card will be donated to Zonta House Foundation, Perth.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold-coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120gsm Envelope
- 1 x Bonus Kard with 2 matching gift tags
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
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Dilf
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The DILF Card. For the dad, you’d like to, well, you know…
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Don’t be fucking boring
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You know that person at the house party who forces everyone to wear a silly hat and form a Conga line? And then takes pictures of you looking like a dickhead and posts it on Facebook? That’s your typical Arien friend. Ariens are friendly, social creatures with amazing people skills, a magnetic smile, and a dungeon with dragons behind a false wall in their home. Metaphorically speaking. Mostly. Wildly independent at the best of times, every Arien’s first regret is that they weren’t the obstetrician at their own birth.
If you’re looking for a relationship that’s peaceful, gentle and predictable, and find yourself shacked up with an Arien, the best advice anyone can offer you is RUN. They only have one rule. Don’t be fucking boring.
Happy birthday my beautiful Aries, your gangsta sized balls inspire us to level up everyday. Heart you ❤️ Also, if you find a perfectly cooked fried egg on the pavement, don’t touch it, it isn’t yours 😘
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Engaged AF
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Congratulations! We are so thrilled you are getting married. It’s about time you put a ring on it… and got engaged AF.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
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Festive AF
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Be festive. Festive as fuck. 💌
$1 from each of the sales of this card will be donated to The Movember Foundation.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm sea green/teal cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120gsm Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
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Festivus
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Festivus is for the rest of us! 💌
$1 from every card is donated to The Smith Family.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm sea green-coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
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Fresh as fuck
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Fresh as fuck. Maybe you just want to tell your alcoholic mate, “Happy birthday, you lovely bastard.” Or maybe it’s a thank-you note for not killing anyone on the road this year. Either way, this card will remind them that despite their destructive habits, they’re still fresh. as. fuck.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Fuck
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Just the word fuck, on a greeting card, in a very pretty calligraphy style. Fuck. Yes.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Fuck Cancer
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Because fuck cancer. A mad shout out to anyone that is or has moved through it. You’re a fucking legend.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Grey – Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
Wild rose – ISO 14001, FSC certified, luxe 300gsm, wild rose card stock. Responsibly sourced virgin pulp with a high rigidity.
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Fuck Covid
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Because this shit is fucked. Covid. The other C-word.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Fuck him / Fuck her
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Bestie. Repeat after me… Fuck him/her. And breathe. We got you boo, you deserve nothing but the best.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Fuck no
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If it’s not a fuck yes, it’s a… Mix things up a bit and say no with our “Fuck No” greeting card. Spicy!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Fuck off
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If it’s not a fuck yes, it’s a… Mix things up a bit and say no with our “Fuck Off” greeting card. Spicy!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Fuck This
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Broaden your boundaries and say no with our fuck this greeting card.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Fuck what they think
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Like Bonnie and Clyde ’03. Haters are always gonna hate. So fuck what they think. Srsly. All you need in this life of zen is one fucking good friend.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Fuck Yeah You Did!
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To the girl who just made her pitch deck… you did it! To the dude who finally asked the girl out, you go you! For the best friend who always says yes, whoops, you did it again. Hey buddy, we heard a rumour you fucking did it – congrats!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Fucking Finally
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Fucking finally! Congratulations, I am stoked for you, but jeeez, that took forever now didn’t it?!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Fucking love that for you
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Mate go grab yourself a beer, I fucking love that for you! Well done!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Fucking Lush
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For the legendary lush in your life. They’re all about the drinks; we’ve got you with our best alcohol swag.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Happy birthday
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Nothing says I love you more than a rude birthday card that says it like it is. We’ve got one for the dickhead, fuckface, shithead, asshole, cuntface, or what have you in your life, but if we don’t have it, hit me up and we can make it happen. Or you can make your own! Lol.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Here’s your birthday card
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Here you go dickhead. Happy birthday. The quintessential birthday card for those that don’t want to give it much effort at all.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Holy Fuck
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Holy Fuck. She’s beautiful.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Hot AF
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We’re not sure if you’re aware, but you’re hot af. This card is fire.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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I fucking love you
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Awww, you guys. I fucking love you too.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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I love fucking you
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I love fucking you. Straight to the point and romantic AF. Why beat about the bush, when you can say exactly how you feel.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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I’m gay motherfucker
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Need to set something straight? Fuck them, ‘I’m gay motherfucker’ is a shout for the people in the back. Be you and be fucking proud. We love you as you are.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Just fucking propose already
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Straight to the point and subtle AF. Just fucking propose already. WTAF are you waiting for?
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Keep fucking going, Legend!
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They tell us to be bold and be brave, but start hating when we do. Show a little faith and let that legend know to keep fucking going!!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Let’s Fuck
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Let’s Fuck. Straight to the point and subtle AF. What does “Netflix and Chill” mean anyways…
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Let’s get fucked up!
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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Lovely
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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Merry Fucking Christmas
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MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, YO. 💌
The quintessential Christmas card – available in red or hunter green (dark khaki green).
$1 from each sale of these cards will be donated to The Zonta House Foundation.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm rouge red or 300GSM hunter green coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120gsm Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
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Merry fucking whatever
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MERRY FUCKING WHATEVER LEGEND! 💌
ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to THE SMITH FAMILY. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.
The Smith Family is a national, independent children’s charity helping disadvantaged Australians to get the most out of their education, so they can create better futures for themselves. For more info head to www.thesmithfamily.com.au.
All donations over $2 are tax deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold-coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Milf
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The Milf card, for when you understand her desire to be more than someone’s mum, but the only thing she needs to worry about right now is being herself.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Old as fuck
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Yeah baby, massive congrats on being old as fuck and happy birthday. Time to start applying for that mobility scooter.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Own your awesome & stay humble AF
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To anyone taking off on any new adventure in life, remember these two things – own your awesome and stay humble AF. The world doesn’t owe you a thing!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Rise above your fuckheadedness
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Rise above your fuckheadedness. You fucking got this mate. Good luck. God speed. Don’t be a dick.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes
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Fuck the haters and shine so bright like a motherfucker.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Straya
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Straya mate! They’re Aussie. They’re all right. They’re probably full of shit! Stay true blue and give an Aussie you fucking love this greeting card.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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The best Easter card ever
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It really is the best easter card ever. For when camping just isn’t your version of a “good time”.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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The Queen of fucking everything
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Is she the Queen of Fucking Everything, or the queen of fucking, everything? Either way, she’s a force to be reckoned with.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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This card matches your hair colour
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Cheeky shit. But it’s true, this card matches your hair colour…
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Weird AF
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We all can’t be winners mate. Be weird. Don’t be fucking boring.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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What kind of fuckery is this?
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Umm… wot?? What kind of fuckery is this?
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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What the actual fuck?
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Srsly, what the actual fuck?
Buy me when: Life kicks someone square in the nuts or the guy sitting next to you in the cinemas won’t stop texting.
Buy me for: Your bestie, the dude next to you at the cinema, or your cousin who always insists on that stupid fucking Christmas performance that no one gives a fuck about.
Do not buy me for: Your kids or your sister’s new boyfriend.
Pairs well with: A fly swat, a smack across the face, a fuckload of kunfetti. Like double.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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WTF is a turtledove?
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Seriously, WTF is a turtledove?? 💌
$1 from each of the sales of this card will be donated The Smith Family.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm rouge red-coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format – 14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120gsm Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
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Yippee Ki Yay
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In the immortal words of Bruce Willis. YIPPEE KI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKER. 💌
ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to FOODBANK. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.
Foodbank is Australia’s largest food relief organisation, operating on a scale that makes it crucial to the work of the front-line charities that are feeding vulnerable Australians. Foodbank provides more than 70% of the food rescued for food relief organisations nationwide. For more information head to www.foodbank.org.au.
All donations over $2 are tax deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm sea green-coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
You fucking legend
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Need an epic way to say thank you, you fucking legend?
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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You guys are fucking special!
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Awww. You guys are fucking special. Cos special people need a special greeting card.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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You old fuck
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You old fuck. Happy birthday.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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You so fucking have this!
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You’re almost there, babe. Keep fucking going!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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You’re a fucking babe
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Fuck yeah you are, you’re a fucking babe, and so are they! Let them know!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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You’re fucking lovely
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We think you’re fucking lovely. Know someone that fits the bill? Why not put it in print and make it official?
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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You’re getting old mf
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You’re getting old motherfucker is a cult classic and also the very reason we exist – this is the card that started it all. There’s only one way to read this card, and that’s in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice. Go on, I dare you. I double dare you.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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You’re pretty fucking awesome, Keep that shit up!
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A fucking awesome greeting card for when you need someone to their the fucking ducks nuts!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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You’re the fucking best!
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You’re the fucking best. When they kick ass and take names. They don’t need any pep talks because that face says it all! The fucking best!!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Zodiac AF
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Somewhere out there, someone’s microwave is on fire, and it’s fucking Mercury’s fault.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Aries | Taurus | Virgo | Sagittarius | Capricorn | Pisces
Zodiac AF – Capricorn
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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Zodiac AF – Pisces
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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Zodiac AF – Sagittarius
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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Zodiac AF – Taurus
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Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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