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HERE'S YOUR BIRTHDAY CARD BITCH - Kunty Kards, Perth WA

Here’s your birthday card

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Here you go dickhead. Happy birthday. The quintessential birthday card for those that don’t want to give it much effort at all.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
BITCH, YOU'RE MY SOULMATE EUPHORIA GREETING CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Bitch, you’re my soulmate

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Everyone needs a friend like Maddy Perez.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$11.95
Sale Bitch, Please greeting card - Perth WA
Sale

Bitch, Please…

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

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$6.95
HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD BITCH. A Kunty Kristmas Kard.

Here’s your Christmas Card, B**ch

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

There’s always one. Here’s their fucking Christmas Card. Bitches.. 💌

$1 from every card is donated to an Australian charity. This year Kunty Kristmas has chosen to support Foodbank, Movember, The Smith Family and Zonta House. You can choose where this donation goes below.

THE KARD

As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold coloured cardstock.

Included:

  • 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
  • 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
  • Special edition Kunfetti mix
  • Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)

If you are purchasing 6 or more Kunty Kristmas Kards enter discount code KUNTYK to sweeten the deal. 

To read more hit the additional info tabs below.

$13.95
Still-That-Bitch---Elegant-&-rude-greeting-cards-Perth-WA---Kunty-Kards

Still

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Haha you bitch! Another year older and not much has changed…. yep, she’s still that bitch!

This greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing on most beeyotches. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
NUGGIES PINK - MOTHER'S DAY CARD - KUNTY KARDS, PERTH WA

Chicken Nuggies

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Nothing says “parenthood” more than a 6 piece chicken nugget happy meal. Go on, make Ron’s day.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Grey – Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
Wild rose – ISO 14001, FSC certified, luxe 300gsm, wild rose card stock. Responsibly sourced virgin pulp with high rigidity.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

$11.95
Bitch be fabulous greeting card - Kunty Kards Perth WA

Bitch, be fabulous!

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

A fabulous greeting card, for fabulous bitches.

The Bitch, be fabulous greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.

Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to that crooked crown. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.

We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!

Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.

Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.

$11.95
Bitch please birthday card | Rude funny greeting cards - Perth WA

Bitch, Please…

FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50

Need to get someone off your grill? Maybe you just can’t slap them in public. Tell them wassup with our gorgeous Bitch, Please greeting card.

Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.

Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).

Hit the tabs below for more info.

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$11.95