Love that for you
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Mate go grab yourself a beer, I fucking love that for you! Well done!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Birthday B*tch
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The birthday bitch birthday card. Amazing for all those birthday b’s.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Here’s your birthday card
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Here you go dickhead. Happy birthday. The quintessential birthday card for those that don’t want to give it much effort at all.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Too old for this shit
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Yep, I definitely feel this card most days. You’re too old for this shit – the perfect card for the mid-life crisis guy/gal that hasn’t quite gotten the memo.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Weird AF
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We all can’t be winners mate. Be weird. Don’t be fucking boring.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Rise above your fuckheadedness
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Rise above your fuckheadedness. You fucking got this mate. Good luck. God speed. Don’t be a dick.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Love like people aren’t total assholes
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It fucking sucks when you break up, but don’t give up just yet. Love like people aren’t total assholes. There are a lot of fucking legends out there!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Own your awesome & stay humble AF
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To anyone taking off on any new adventure in life, remember these two things – own your awesome and stay humble AF. The world doesn’t owe you a thing!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves!
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Perfect for congratulations, graduations and just for making it through the day – the dance like everyone else can go fuck themselves greeting card was made for the free spirits and young at heart!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Fuck what they think
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Like Bonnie and Clyde ’03. Haters are always gonna hate. So fuck what they think. Srsly. All you need in this life of zen is one fucking good friend.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Don’t be fucking boring
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You know that person at the house party who forces everyone to wear a silly hat and form a Conga line? And then takes pictures of you looking like a dickhead and posts it on Facebook? That’s your typical Arien friend. Ariens are friendly, social creatures with amazing people skills, a magnetic smile, and a dungeon with dragons behind a false wall in their home. Metaphorically speaking. Mostly. Wildly independent at the best of times, every Arien’s first regret is that they weren’t the obstetrician at their own birth.
If you’re looking for a relationship that’s peaceful, gentle and predictable, and find yourself shacked up with an Arien, the best advice anyone can offer you is RUN. They only have one rule. Don’t be fucking boring.
Happy birthday my beautiful Aries, your gangsta sized balls inspire us to level up everyday. Heart you ❤️ Also, if you find a perfectly cooked fried egg on the pavement, don’t touch it, it isn’t yours 😘
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Fuck This
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Broaden your boundaries and say no with our fuck this greeting card.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Fuck off
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If it’s not a fuck yes, it’s a… Mix things up a bit and say no with our “Fuck Off” greeting card. Spicy!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Fuck no
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If it’s not a fuck yes, it’s a… Mix things up a bit and say no with our “Fuck No” greeting card. Spicy!
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Bitch, you’re my soulmate
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Everyone needs a friend like Maddy Perez.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Seconds – Legendary February
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Ink scraped from the front of the card (see pic 2).
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Amanda
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Test print for a custom order. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Zodiac AF – Pisces
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Zodiac AF – Aquarius
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Zodiac AF – Capricorn
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Zodiac AF – Sagittarius
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Zodiac AF – Scorpio
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Zodiac AF – Libra
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
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Zodiac AF – Virgo
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Zodiac AF – Leo
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
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Zodiac AF – Cancer
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
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Zodiac AF – Gemini
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
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Zodiac AF – Taurus
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
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Zodiac AF – Aries
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Zero
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Netflix and Chill
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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What the actual fuck?
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Unfuck you
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Lovely
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
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Bitch, Please…
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
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Cheers mum
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Card:
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For fucks sake
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Carole
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Card:
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Goest & Fucketh Thyself
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Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
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Holy fuck
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Card:
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I got it from my Mama!
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Card:
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Love fucking
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Card:
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I miss fucking your face
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Card:
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Legendary – January
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Legendary – February
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Legendary – March
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Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – April
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – May
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – June
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – July
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – August
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – September
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – October
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – November
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Legendary – December
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Let’s get fucked up!
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Favourite Child
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding and stockist mark on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
All cards at our stockists hold new branded items.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Perfect
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Printed with the old KK branding on the back of the card. The bonus card is not included in this sale.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Fuck Cancer
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Because fuck cancer. A mad shout out to anyone that is or has moved through it. You’re a fucking legend.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Grey – Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
Wild rose – ISO 14001, FSC certified, luxe 300gsm, wild rose card stock. Responsibly sourced virgin pulp with a high rigidity.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
You are magic
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Shine so bright it burns their fucking eyes legend. You are magic. Now, go own that shit.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Holy
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Holy Fuck. She’s beautiful.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Just Fuck
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Just the word fuck, on a greeting card, in a very pretty calligraphy style. Fuck. Yes.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Fuck Covid
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Because this shit is fucked. Covid. The other C-word.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
“Netflix and Chill”
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Straight to the point and subtle AF. What does “Netflix and Chill” mean anyways…
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Get on the beers
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Beers are what’s important here.
The “Get on the Beers” greeting card was first requested as a Kustom Kunty Kard by Amy S, and we have nabbed this card for the shop.
Inspired by Mashd + Kutcher.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Extra Kunfetti
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Every Kunty Kard comes with a standard pack of Kunfetti that’s a freebie because….. FUNNNNNNN!!
That bad boy is approx 2-3 teaspoons full of kunfetti goodness and it packs a lot of punch. The lifespan of the standard kunfetti confetti experience is approx 5 to 6 months so far where that shit just keeps popping up… EVERYWHERE.
So if you want to make an obscene amount of noise and mess why not add some Extra Kunfetti? Extra fun. Extra pretty. Extra kunty.
Confetti is sourced from a local Australian supplier and is recyclable (but don’t forget to pick all the shit out of it first. Haha. Triple the fun!!). The confetti is then mixed together into the custom kunfetti mix made by yours truly.
I have no idea how much confetti is in there but the bag size is the 6.5cm W x 9cm – just a little bit bigger than a standard business card.
Here’s your Christmas Card, B**ch
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
There’s always one. Here’s their fucking Christmas Card. Bitches.. 💌
$1 from every card is donated to an Australian charity. This year Kunty Kristmas has chosen to support Foodbank, Movember, The Smith Family and Zonta House. You can choose where this donation goes below.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
If you are purchasing 6 or more Kunty Kristmas Kards enter discount code KUNTYK to sweeten the deal.
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Resting Grinch Face
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A message to all the resting grinch faces out there. Smile, bitch face. Heart you. 💌
$1 from every card is donated to an Australian charity. This year Kunty Kristmas has chosen to support Foodbank, Movember, The Smith Family and Zonta House. You can choose where this donation goes below.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
If you are purchasing 6 or more Kunty Kristmas Kards enter discount code KUNTYK to sweeten the deal.
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Yippee Ki Yay
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
In the immortal words of Bruce Willis. YIPPEE KI YAY, MOTHERFUCKER. 💌
ALL PROCEEDS from this Kristmas Kard will be donated to FOODBANK. Yep, that’s the whole amount that you pay.
Foodbank is Australia’s largest food relief organisation, operating on a scale that makes it crucial to the work of the front line charities who are feeding vulnerable Australians. Foodbank provides more than 70% of the food rescued for food relief organisations nationwide. For more information head to www.foodbank.org.au.
All donations over $2 are tax-deductible and a receipt for this will be provided to you.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
If you are purchasing 6 or more Kunty Kristmas Kards enter discount code KUNTYK to sweeten the deal.
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Ho ho ho
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Ho, ho ho. Merry Kristmas, Bitch. 💌
$1 from every card is donated to an Australian charity. This year Kunty Kristmas has chosen to support Foodbank, Movember, The Smith Family and Zonta House. You can choose where this donation goes below.
THE KARD
As a part of the 2021 Kunty Kristmas range, this card has been small-batch printed with white ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 300gsm picalilli gold coloured cardstock.
Included:
- 1 x Kristmas Kard – folded in half, the card size is A6 and set in landscape format -14.8cm W x 10.5cm H
- 1 x Premium White 120GM Envelope
- Special edition Kunfetti mix
- Free standard postage to any address within Australia (yes we deliver to PO boxes)
If you are purchasing 6 or more Kunty Kristmas Kards enter discount code KUNTYK to sweeten the deal.
To read more hit the additional info tabs below.
Happy birthday
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Happy birthday dickhead, fuckface, shithead, asshole, cuntface, what have you. Tell someone you fucking love them with a Kunty Kard.
The rude happy birthday card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.
Best Stepdad
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Like this stepdad? Let him know he’s the best stepdad out. Or to date anyways.
This greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.
The Good, The Mad and The Grumpy
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For the good cunts, the mad cunts and those grumpy fuckers. These cunts are a bit of alright.
The cunt greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.
Majestical AF
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For the fucking unicorns in your life.
This greeting card just to say is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any fun or shit situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Don’t sweat the small stuff, but if you need to know more about this card – scroll to the tabs below.
Catch Ya
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Catch ya cunt. Australia’s way of saying, “Love you, bye.”
Catch ya cunties. Yep, you guessed it, there’s more than one person.
Oi cunt, these cards are professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card. Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look absolutely fucking fabulous next to that fucking crown. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
We don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Make your own K*nty Kard
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Make my day and make your own Kunty Kard. Fuck yeah!
Enter the text for card/s below and I will make this shit happen. And yep – I got you matey, I will send a copy of the card design over to you before I print to make sure it’s right.
Landscape and portrait options available.
Some Card info
This card will be professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card. Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look absolutely fucking fabulous pretty much anywhere. The card will be left blank inside for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around, each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail. We’ll leave the bending up to you.
Want us to send this card for you? Just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets. We’ll make that shit happen too! We’re fucking magicians!
Still
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Haha you bitch! Another year older and not much has changed…. yep, she’s still that bitch!
This greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing on most beeyotches. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Gay
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Need to set something straight?
Our fabulous coming out cards are professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card. Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look absolutely fucking fabulous next to that fucking crown. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Cheers Dad
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I dunno about you, but my dad is a bit of a fucking legend. But not as good as Mum.
Our Father’s Day greeting cards are professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card. Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in that little box of treasures they keep. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia. We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Cheers Mum
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I dunno about you, but my mum (and yeah, dad too) is a bit of a fucking legend.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
Chicken Nuggies
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Nothing says “parenthood” more than a 6 piece chicken nugget happy meal. Go on, make Ron’s day.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Grey – Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
Wild rose – ISO 14001, FSC certified, luxe 300gsm, wild rose card stock. Responsibly sourced virgin pulp with high rigidity.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Shine
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Fuck the haters and shine like a motherfucker.
The Shine so bright greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing whilst it fends off the shade. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
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Babe
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Fuck yeah they are!
The You’re a Babe greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing on just about anyone. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own custom kunty kard. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
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Bitch, be fabulous!
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A fabulous greeting card, for fabulous bitches.
The Bitch, be fabulous greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to that crooked crown. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
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Not Camping
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For when camping just isn’t your version of a “good time”. The perfect Easter greeting card.
This epic greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to that drop loo out the back. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
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Congrats
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Just a good ol’ fashioned congrats!
This congratulation greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to all those “other” cards. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Finally
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Well, fuck, that took forever now didn’t it?!
The Finally congratulations greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to all those “other” cards. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
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Special
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Cos special people need a special greeting card.
The Special greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to all those “other” cards. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Punching
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Keep them guessing, or get punched yourself, huzzah! Perfect for weddings, engagements, anniversaries and those “you’re outta ya depth” moments.
The Punching greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing next to all those “other” cards. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Awesome
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When you just know someone’s the fucking ducks nuts.
The Awesome greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look just fucking awesome. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Alive
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Perfect for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day or that one person that always drops what they are doing to make sure yo ass stays alive. Thank fuck for these legends.
The Thanks for Keeping me Alive Mother’s Day Card greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to your saviour friend’s mobile phone. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Siblings
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Ah, dickhead sibling rivalry.
The Dickhead Siblings Mother’s Day card is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to your sibling’s mediocre attempt this Mother’s Day. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
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Lovely
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Just another lovely greeting card, that’s a little bit fucking lovely. Know someone that fits the bill? Why not put it in print and make it official?
This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to pretty much anything that involves this person. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Old AF
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Yeah baby, massive congrats and happy birthday. Time to start applying for that mobility scooter.
This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to their teeth on the dresser. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Glorious
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Super swirly calligraphy and glorius AF. A birthday card for the most glorious of fuckers.
This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and just looks fucking gloriousssss. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Magnificent
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An elegant AF birthday card for the most magnificent of cunty bastards in your life.
This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and just looks fucking magnificent. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Zodiac AF
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Somewhere out there someone’s microwave is on fire and it’s fucking Mercury’s fault.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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The Queen of F*cking Everything
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Is she the Queen of Fucking Everything, or the queen of fucking, everything? Either way, she’s a force to be reckoned with.
This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to that shiny fuck-off crown. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Getting old
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There’s only one way to read this card, and that’s in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice. Go on, I dare you. I double dare you.
This greeting card just to say is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking amazing in any bad situation. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
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Legendary Cunt
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A legendary cunt calls for a legendary birthday card.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Bitch, Please…
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Need to get someone off your grill? Maybe you just can’t slap them in public. Tell them wassup with our gorgeous Bitch, Please greeting card.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Fucking Legend
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Need an epic way to say thank you to a fucking legend?
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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What kind of f*ckery is this?
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Umm… wot??
The what kind of fuckery is this greeting card is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic just about anywhere. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – because seriously WTAF?!
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
What the actual fuck?
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Srsly, WTAF man?
Buy me when: Life kicks someone square in the nuts or the guy sitting next to you in the cinemas won’t stop texting.
Buy me for: Your bestie, the dude next to you at the cinema, or your cousin who always insists on that stupid fucking Christmas performance that no one gives a fuck about.
Do not buy me for: Your kids or your sister’s new boyfriend.
Pairs well with: A fly swat, a smack across the face, a fuckload of kunfetti. Like double.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
Epic K*nty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
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Just F*cking Propose Already
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Straight to the point and subtle AF.
The Just Fucking Propose Already Greeting Card is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and will look fucking fantastic next to that massive rock you’ve got on order. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – we’ll leave all the bending to the owner of this card – hopefully they pick up what you’re putting down.
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
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Don’t tell me what to do…
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Cos really, no one really likes to be told what to do.
This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on a beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and would look fucking fantastic on your lover’s bedroom floor. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – we’ll leave all the bending to you guys later *wink wink*
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
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Duct Tape
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Well, well, well… aren’t you the romantic type! You kinky fucker!
This epic design is professionally printed in black ink on beautiful, thick, eco-friendly (aw) 308gsm misty grey card.
Folded in half, this card is 10.5cm x 14.5cm in size and would be pretty hard for your lover to read if you’ve got them all tied up and shit but hey, no judgement here. We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
And we don’t fuck around – each card comes with a premium white envelope, confetti and free standard postage to any address within Australia.
We’ll package it all up all pretty and shit and post it in a rigid mailer so it won’t be bend in the mail – we’ll leave all the bending to you guys later *wink wink*
Oh yeah, and don’t be a dick – this card, the colours, the font and wording cannot be changed. You’re buying this card exactly as it is pictured. If the card isn’t kunty enough for you and you need to turn up the heat, you can create your very own kustom kunty. All you need to do is add your text, choose a card orientation, and I will take care of the rest.
Need us to send this card for you? We’ll make all your dreams come true, just hit the “Is this a gift?” option on checkout and fill out the deets and consider it done.
Love Fucking
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
I love fucking you. Straight to the point and romantic AF. Why beat about the bush, when you can say exactly how you feel.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
FREE EXPRESS SHIPPING AUSTRALIA WIDE ON ALL ORDERS OVER $50
Awww, you guys. We fucking love you too.
Card:
A6, 10.5cm x 14.8cm.
Eco-friendly, luxe 308gsm, misty grey card stock. 40% recycled + 10-20% bagasse pulp.
We’ve left the inside blank for you to figure out whatever else needs to be said.
Includes:
This epic Kunty Kard, premium white envelope, kunfetti mix. Free standard postage to any address in Australia (untracked).
Hit the tabs below for more info.